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  • I gonna be the Next Tiger Woods

    I'm starting Golf with a buddy from work. I paid like $100 for a set of Big 5 clubs, I predict a green jacket next year


    Actually I plan on losing a bunch of golf balls
    I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

  • #2
    What did Mark Twain say about golf?
    Fwopping, you know you want to!

    VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

    There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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    • #3
      That the stupidity of the game was only surpassed by the stupidity of the people who play it?
      I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

      The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

      My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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      • #4
        How many golfing days do you actually get in Seattle?
        Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Drsracing View Post
          Actually I plan on losing a bunch of golf balls
          And that you will! Golf...... you either love it or hate it. Ya gotta be bit by the bug. Many moons ago I was an 8 handicap but now I'd be lucky to break 100.
          My future band shall be known as "One Samich Short Of A Picnic"!

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          • #6
            Why would you want to play a game where you lose your balls?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by El_Kabong View Post
              Why would you want to play a game where you lose your balls?
              There you have it folks...... the perfect definition of marriage.
              My future band shall be known as "One Samich Short Of A Picnic"!

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              • #8
                Come to Japan and find your balls! Good tourism slogan
                1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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                • #9
                  Keep your head down. As in kiss your ass. Golf is not too much fun to watch. But, it's a nice 20,000 yard walk on a 6,000 yard course.:ROTF: It takes 2 balls to walk the course without having a heart attack. It takes 20 balls to complete 18 holes.
                  I am a true ass set to this board.

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                  • #10
                    i was a golf nut but then the kids came and with each kid born, i picked up 8 strokes and would now be lucky to break 100. My golf bag was replaced by soccer gear and weekend rounds had become soccer games. Around here there are some great courses, but the green fees will hurt unless you drive way out. I will say it is easy to become a golf junkie if the bug gets you.
                    ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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                    • #11
                      I did have my day in the sun. We shot 18 holes and they let us right back on. A real golf course. I shot like par, par, par. It was great. It took me 18 holes to warm up.:ROTF: And then there was the the day that I had a real golf course all to myself. They had planned a shotgun match and they let me on before it started. I got 9 holes all by myself. But that was the same golf course where I blew out my ankle.
                      I am a true ass set to this board.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Drsracing View Post
                        I'm starting Golf with a buddy from work. I paid like $100 for a set of Big 5 clubs, I predict a green jacket next year


                        Actually I plan on losing a bunch of golf balls
                        I think you would good in a green jacket. If I recall.. its what most of the greens keepers wear!

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                        • #13
                          I killed a crow on the first T-off. He was in the fairway and I hit one of those 200mph worm burners. The ball knocked his beak off. He was cold when we got to him.
                          Birds look weird with no beak. I never realize that a birds beak is its entire face.

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                          • #14
                            My Main Rig:
                            '87 Charvel Model 4A
                            Peavey KB100 amp
                            Ibanez SM7 Smashbox

                            Others:
                            '92 Gibson Les Paul Custom
                            '05 Ibanez RG320FM
                            '86 Ovation Pinnacle
                            '98 Synsonics Custom Strat
                            '89 Kramer 700ST Bass

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                            • #15
                              Way to go, jg!
                              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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