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  • #91
    Video it, you could sell it on this inteweb thing and make millions, or possibly less.
    Fwopping, you know you want to!

    VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

    There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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    • #92
      Originally posted by horns666 View Post
      ... Noe , Jack..please ..don't encourage me..I'm much too "I don't give a fuck" at the moment..:ROTF:
      Even more so than usual?

      Everyone better run and hide then

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      • #93
        Wow, Look at all the shit I missed. I stopped reading this thread because I thought it was just another bitching thread about the classifieds. :ROTF: Get some thicker skin dude!

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        • #94
          Originally posted by horns666 View Post

          You're not worthy to shave my sack..
          After reading all of this rather comical thread.....for the first time ever, I have to disagree with and correct you. He's not worthy of licking up the hair on the floor after you get done shaving your sack.
          Transitioning from Retired Musician from cover bands to a Full time vocalist/frontman/guitarist in an original and covers band....it's been a while and this should get NASTY!

          Check out the new band at - https://www.facebook.com/PerfectStormMetal/?fref=nf

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          • #95
            ..I tell ya what..I ran with some CRAZY motherfuggers..

            ..and you guys are right there with them..possibly even "crazier"..and I LOVE that!

            Now that's how we do it Bill Z Bub style..poke him in the eye, kick him in the dick, and watch him run...as we do the happy dance!!

            NICE!!!...this shit never gets old!
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #96
              Poke out his eyeballs and skull fuck him.
              I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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              • #97
                Originally posted by toejam View Post
                Poke out his eyeballs and skull fuck him.
                AbsolutelyJoe ..let's pass the skull around and all fuck it..then when we're done we'll make a bowl out of it!!

                ummm..waite..let's make a bowl out of it first ..there's a rule about this somwhere..hmm..how does it go??

                OH , .."you can never fuck your smoke, but you can always smoke your fuck"..hmmm...that's not right..reverse that!
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                  OH , .."you can never fuck your smoke, but you can always smoke your fuck"..hmmm...that's not right..reverse that!
                  I think Jeffrey Dahmer might have done that. :ROTF:
                  I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by npacheco View Post
                    I'm on it, Joe.

                    And horns is a guy whose heart is as big as his d*ck...umm, or so I've heard. For the record, I'd like it noted I never have and never intend to see Bill's PP.
                    Bill recently told us that is....uh....heart is getting bigger too....

                    Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
                    Is he famous?? Actually... he's infamous...
                    "In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous."
                    Hail yesterday

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                    • What the hell?!?! Are gringos falling from the sky?

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                      • Originally posted by hippietim View Post
                        bump
                        Funniest damn post in the whole thread... Tim prolonging the agony with a single word..
                        750xl, 88LE, AT1, Roswell Pro, SG-X, 4 others...
                        Stilletto Duece 1/2 Stack, MkIII Mini-Stack, J-Station, 12 spaces of misc rack stuff, Sonar 4, Event 20/20, misc outboard stuff...

                        Why do I still want MORE?

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                        • Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
                          KL,
                          Where in H.B. do you live? just curious, I reside here too, for 18 years now. Downtown/ across beach , newland, magnolia, the harbor? Just curious here, I don't give a flying flank steak about your ad, or the usual blathering that follows.
                          I live off of Newland over by Hamilton. have been here for about three years. It is pretty cool, I used to work at the movie theater over on PCH by the beach.

                          Originally posted by straycat View Post
                          KL it looks like you have the same problem not being able to let go.Maybe you are one of those people that has to have the last word.
                          Just calling it like I see it.Be the bigger person and let it die and everyone will forget all about it.
                          Kind of juvenile to try to be a bad ass.I don't think I'd want to be on the bad side of horns666 he is the real deal.
                          Just an observation...
                          Can't argue with you there, it is retarded trying to be a badass over the interweb.

                          Originally posted by horns666 View Post



                          Hmmmm..I live with my mommy...sure I do!!!

                          here's to you ya PUD..nice meetin' ya!

                          BTW I'm a certified 100% badass with TONS of $$$..as you can see..

                          oh BTW..I'm a retired Cop of 14 years....with a full pension..

                          Fuggums,

                          Bill Z Bub

                          You're not worthy to shave my sack..

                          Once again you seem to care more about this stupid bullshit than I do. I don't care who you are, you don't impress me or intimidate over the internet...Besides fighting over the internet is like competing in the special olympics...Even if you win, you are still retarded.
                          Last edited by KLNowak; 05-01-2007, 07:12 PM.
                          I would so snatch that up it if were 24 frets

                          I'm out like Axl Rose just before a GNR concert

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                          • Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                            I'm glad you asked .. I was just thinking of that, not like I ever stopped. Well, for one, I made a great enemy that I never have to be bothered me..because he's scared to death of me and cried to the police who laughed at him..that's right.

                            I need to thank that fucker, because the "anger" I harnessed made me write the best song in my life. My singer can't waite to do it..the song smokes anything I've ever came up with and it's all about him and people like him..When I heard my singer sing the lyrics I wrote to the riffs..fucking devastation supreme...I'll prolly be using the drummer from (Soulless, Decrepit, Ringworm) for that one.

                            That fuck face can take that riff and shove it up his wormy ass..he can't play the thing for shit anyways and his songs totally blows ass..he's a nothin', and that's what he should be..he's a fuckin' talentless, retarded "bust out" , and that's all he'll ever be..and to me that's punishment enough..I mean I'd love to stomp a mudhole in the fucker and make him scream like the bitch that he is..but I'd get in trouble..well maybe a little..I do know how to "CYA"..

                            Fuggums,

                            Bill Z Bub
                            So that guy denied stealing the riff? That's fucking funny since it seems everybody in Cleveland klnows who wrote it. I remember I had to go off on family biz right as that was gettin g started.... I'm still on their friends list, time to make a comment I guess!


                            He called the cops? :ROTF: What a pussy! You know though, Bill, the guy might like to visit the Deep South! The swamps around here are really spooky beautiful, with alligators that are big enough to eat a man, nests of water moccasins where, if you know the right place to drop someone off a bridge, he'll come up with a dozen snakes hanging off him by their fangs.

                            I would really hate for those things to happen, but you know, sometimes tourists just misstep and shit happens - ya know?
                            Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                            • i wouldn't fuck around with bill, he has the respect of the entire board. do your self a favor, lick bill's sack and say sorry, don't antagonize him.
                              "slappy, slappy" bill sings, happily, as he dick slaps random people on the streets of Cleveland.

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                              • My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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