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Speaking of taking things further, what was the outcome of the riff thief? This thread news something more interesting. Did you take your freshly polishished scrotum and force him to submit to a tea bag photo session? If so, did you let a Sunday morning, Taco Bell, whisky shit wet teazer, fill his olfactory cavity causing him to be a captive late brunch guest? Or did you get a little serious?
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I'm glad you askedOriginally posted by El_Kabong View Post
.. I was just thinking of that, not like I ever stopped. Well, for one, I made a great enemy that I never have to be bothered me..because he's scared to death of me and cried to the police who laughed at him..that's right.
I need to thank that fucker, because the "anger" I harnessed made me write the best song in my life. My singer can't waite to do it..the song smokes anything I've ever came up with and it's all about him and people like him..When I heard my singer sing the lyrics I wrote to the riffs..fucking devastation supreme...I'll prolly be using the drummer from (Soulless, Decrepit, Ringworm) for that one.
That fuck face can take that riff and shove it up his wormy ass..he can't play the thing for shit anyways and his songs totally blows ass..he's a nothin', and that's what he should be..he's a fuckin' talentless, retarded "bust out" , and that's all he'll ever be..and to me that's punishment enough..I mean I'd love to stomp a mudhole in the fucker and make him scream like the bitch that he is..but I'd get in trouble..well maybe a little..I do know how to "CYA"..
Fuggums,
Bill Z Bub"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Looking forward to hearing this one - don't forget to post it here for your bros to check out!Originally posted by horns666 View Post
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I believe Mr. KL just dumped a load in his drawers...
Of course he is all the way in Cali so maybe not. Maybe Bill will hire Tommy to whack him.
Tommy is almost as crazy as Mr. Fuggums...Look Up...Get Up...And Never EVER Give Up...Comment
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all this over selling something? Between this and the Vince thing this site is realy crazy we are all nuts at least we all like the same guitars!!!! Not being a wise ass who is horns666 is he famous or something?85 Jackson 87 model1 87 model6
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Time for a group hug!!!! Toejam, you get next to me so I can give a reacharound to one of your moobs!!!Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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thanks a lot for banging me"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Who is Horns? He's just Horns. Just a guy with a really big brain and a very interesting person.
Is he "Famous"? No. Is he an institution on this board? Yes.
I am a true ass set to this board.Comment
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All right!Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View Post Somebody needs to get the other moob so it doesn't get jealous, though. 
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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I'm on it, Joe.
And horns is a guy whose heart is as big as his d*ck...umm, or so I've heard. For the record, I'd like it noted I never have and never intend to see Bill's PP.Comment
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You'd need to break the voz that it's stuck in just to get a glimpse of it.Originally posted by npacheco View Post
Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Okayyyy Joe..count me in..I'm FUCKED up Lyrica...I don't give a damn..:ROTF:Originally posted by toejam View PostAll right! Somebody needs to get the other moob so it doesn't get jealous, though.
Thanks Fett..right back at cha.. ..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View PostYou'd need to break the voz that it's stuck in just to get a glimpse of it.
... Noe , Jack..please ..don't encourage me..I'm much too "I don't give a fuck" at the moment..:ROTF:
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Okay, just be gentle with me. :ROTF:I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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