Go Fuck a Hedgehog!

[danastas]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/15/serbian_witchdoctor/

Uh, doctor, um, go fuck a what?

[MEX3]

Yeah, when I was busted for having relations with my goat shirly, I used the old witch doctor excuse too. It works every time. It's like a free pass to screw anything out there....

[danastas]

But, you really don't think he could have gone after a squirrel or a rabbit? You really think he has a thing for hedgehogs?

[Tashtego]

"This demonstrates the dangers in consulting unlicenced witchdoctors. We advise anyone with ejaculatory disfunction to consult our list of approved practitioners."

classic

[FusionFarmer]

All he had to do was think of Rosie O'Donnell, that'll stop an ejaculation for sure.