Old Ladies

[Jack The Riffer]

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.
The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."

[Norton]

[buzzsaww]

[UFORocks]

lol

[slayer32390]

:ROTF: As soon as I read up to the cucumber part I knew it was going to be something like that!

[Strat God]

They must have been talking about me.
I love blue-haired women. They're cleaner than these young hussies...:ROTF:

[VitaminG]

[Joe_Steeler]

They must have been talking about me.
I love blue-haired women. They're cleaner than these young hussies...:ROTF:

Don't you feel like spraying some starch on them and iron their wrinkly asses afterwards?
I rather take a dirty hussie and high pressure wash their box rather than froggin a prune. But that is just me.... .

[VitaminG]

Don't you feel like spraying some starch on them and iron their wrinkly asses afterwards?

if you pull on their hair, the wrinkles come out. Of course, when you let go they come right back again

[Joe_Steeler]

LOL,

[emperor_black]

A cop stops a old lady for speeding. He says "I stopped you because you were doing 65 in a 45 mile zone". The old lady says "That is not possible, look at the sign over there, it says 65". The officer says "That is not the speed limit, that's the highway number!". He then takes a look at the back seat and there are three old-ladys who look white in a sort of frightened way. He asks "What's wrong with them?". she says "Must be because we just got off 101"