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**charvelguy** · 05-04-2007, 08:02 PM

I don't get that attached to anything unless it cooks me dinner and puts out.. ..alot.

**Stinkbug** · 05-04-2007, 08:04 PM

It will be funny if he ever lands a woman and has to divorce his guitar before they can get married.

**Joe_Steeler** · 05-04-2007, 08:14 PM

Imagine wedding night.... him trying to squeeze his pipi through the input jack.
Freak.

**skorb** · 05-04-2007, 08:40 PM

what a douchebag

**wakeUPdead** · 05-04-2007, 11:04 PM

That is pretty messed up, of course he is from Louisville so..

**toejam** · 05-04-2007, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by wakeUPdead View Post

That is pretty messed up, of course he is from Louisville so..

Still, with all the lovely farm animals down in Kentucky, how'd he end up marrying a guitar??

**wakeUPdead** · 05-04-2007, 11:33 PM

Ah it dosen't matter, more for the rest of us?

**toejam** · 05-04-2007, 11:44 PM

There ya go! :ROTF:

**RacerX** · 05-05-2007, 01:18 AM

"Not surprisingly, this is Moore’s first marriage."

Burn!

**Norton** · 05-05-2007, 05:48 AM

Les Paul Jr. :ROTF:

**MikeStrat** · 05-05-2007, 06:14 AM

Originally posted by wakeUPdead View Post

Ah it dosen't matter, more for the rest of us?

Are you Mormon?

**wakeUPdead** · 05-05-2007, 06:50 AM

Originally posted by MikeStrat View Post

Are you Mormon?

You got to be a mormon to get it on with a farm animal?

**heartfielder** · 05-05-2007, 07:15 AM

Wait till he has to hear it's Cry Baby Wah !!!!!!!!

**FusionFarmer** · 05-05-2007, 07:38 AM

whats wrong with that guy, in kentucky you're suppost to marry your cousin, not your geetar

The love between a man and his guitar goes deep but this is nuts.