Hard time for Paris

[toejam]

Second time DUI offenders should lose their license for life. We really should have stricter laws on this - make it zero tolerance. Too bad if you think you should be able to have a beer and drive. Get over it.

Here in New Jersey, first time offenders lose their license for 6 or 7 months. Second time offenders lose their license for 3 years. I think it's the third offense they lose it for life. My brother got his second DUI about a year and a half ago and his license is gone for three years, and he did 3 months in jail, could have done up to 6 months.

[toejam]

I'd hit that caboose so hard, she'd walk like a parapalegic cowboy the rest of her life.

She's hot, I'd do her, but she could use a sandwich or burger or something.

[emperor_black]

^ she could ACTUALLY eat the carl's jr. burger during the photo shoot.

she did pose for some burger commercial right?

6 month, 3 years suspension does not bring back a life that's lost by some drunk rich bitch behind the wheel. I say revoke her license for life. Especially when she can afford a driver for the rest of her life.

[toejam]

I remember hearing about that. We don't have that food chain over here on the east coast, so I, of course, didn't see the commercial. Did she actually eat the burger?

[shobet]

Did she actually eat the burger?

There is a joke in there, but I'm not going to do it!

[Robert Burns]

Heard it on Stern today...she will NOT be around any other inmates!
Room to herself, solitary meals, solitary exersize time... the only
gross thing is that her food will be prepared by kitchen inmates, who
KNOW which meal is going to WHICH inmate! Think they will spit in
her meal? The thing that made me laugh was that she cant have
her PHONE with her for 45 days! That one should kill her for sure!
She has never been without a cell phone for more than 5 minutes!
I would still love to give her 5" and 2 minutes of my time! :ROTF:

[emperor_black]

I remember hearing about that. We don't have that food chain over here on the east coast, so I, of course, didn't see the commercial. Did she actually eat the burger?

I think she takes a bite. but I wouldn't. :ROTF: Its too thick and too cheesy.

[fett]

She's hot, I'd do her, but she could use a sandwich or burger or something.

Just remember with an airbrush and a little paint any beater can look like new.:ROTF:

[Evol]

I'd hit it. Twice. And then slap her on the ass and give her one for my dad. Then one more for my cousin,then all my friends,then maybe some of you guys. Maybe. Then I would just start picking out people at random to give it to her for. Like Gallager,or Big Bird or Jackie Gleason.

[emperor_black]

Sir, you should spend some time in jail for your thoughts. ...in the same "cell" as paris'

[toejam]

Just remember with an airbrush and a little paint any beater can look like new.:ROTF:

Body paint? :ROTF:

[Drsracing]

I always give my girl one for Bigbird

[charvelguy]

Oh, this is about to get even more interesting. I think the terminator will say 'naaah girlie'

[Cleveland Metal]

Arnold would do her...

[emperor_black]

aasta lavista...baby.