Any Harmonica players out there?

[fett]

They just kick ass. It just makes me feel real good when I can just crank out a tune.

[fett]

Well, I guess I'm blowing in the wind.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[shobet]

Last time I played in a band with a harmonica player, he got drunk and bet us he could eat a raw fish guts and all, it was rather funny 10 mins after he consumed the fish, innards and all that it came back to haunt him mid song! I'm glad I didn't have to clean it up.
A ferret also pissed on him at the same gig, don't ask...

[dg]

How the hell can we not ask?

[slayer32390]

How the hell can we not ask?

I second that. Sounds like it was at that gig

[shobet]

It was a gig for a biker group. I don't remember why there was a ferret but I can remember he put it down his trousers and it pissed all over him, and as you might know, ferret piss really stinks. I suppose it was lucky for us he didn't bite it's head off.

He did turn green after the fish stuff, and for the life of me I can remember if he actually threw up through the harmonica, I suspect that he didn't but I was laughing too hard by then. He was also our vocalist and he'd been singing a duet with the fish before he started devouring it. Fuck knows what the song sounded like to the audience, but everyone else seemed to enjoy it.

Plus one of my friends was fucking his married sister, but not married to her if you know what I mean. Oh happy days!

[VitaminG]

Shit got tangential in here, real fast

[fett]

Nevermind. So blow me.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[Sanctuary]

Nevermind. So blow me.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

Skin-flute? No thanks.

[El_Kabong]

Next time I am in the UK, I must party in Wales. I once new a girl in Swansea...

[slayer32390]

Skin-flute? No thanks.

I thought this thread was about harmonicas!?

[VitaminG]

Skin-flute? No thanks.

how about the pink clarinet then?

[Cleveland Metal]

Last time I played in a band with a harmonica player, he got drunk and bet us he could eat a raw fish guts and all, it was rather funny 10 mins after he consumed the fish, innards and all that it came back to haunt him mid song! I'm glad I didn't have to clean it up.
A ferret also pissed on him at the same gig, don't ask...

It was a gig for a biker group. I don't remember why there was a ferret but I can remember he put it down his trousers and it pissed all over him, and as you might know, ferret piss really stinks. I suppose it was lucky for us he didn't bite it's head off.

He was also our vocalist and he'd been singing a duet with the fish before he started devouring it. Fuck knows what the song sounded like to the audience, but everyone else seemed to enjoy it.

Plus one of my friends was fucking his married sister, but not married to her if you know what I mean. Oh happy days!

And you hang out with these guys? Eating dead fishes whole and sticking a ferret in his pants....

Wow...

[fett]

I just have a boner for a Hohner. But they have to be the old ones Made in Germany.

[shobet]

Next time I am in the UK, I must party in Wales. I once new a girl in Swansea...

A Valley slapper?