Holy Crap! Valerie Bertinelli Ate Wolfgang

[guitarzan2]

My wife brings me one of her girly magazines and shows me this, holy crap !

Clickity for bigger pic:

[toejam]

Last time I saw a pic of Wolfgang, I thought he was Valerie.

[guitarzan2]

Last time I saw a pic of Wolfgang, I thought he was Valerie.

Now we know where he gets the pudgy figure :ROTF:

[Robert Burns]

Ya gotta cut her some slack..what is she? 45? And she cant
be taller than 5'... so even 10 lbs looks like 30 when your that small!
She was a babe back in 87' though!

[skorb]

yeah there is a People mag article with her and Wolfgang in it, about her post Eddie days and battles, and I was shocked how fat the kid is. toejam is right, they look a lot a like in both the face and the size of their ass. I haven't gotten to read the article yet cause both times I had it in my hands, I had to move along and couldn't sit and read it. I won't buy People just on principle.

that promo VH pic with Roth and Wolfgang in it must have had a bit of the ol photoshop done on Wolfgut before its release.

[Nuclear Vampire]

She still looks good to me. Chubby or not, that's one pretty woman (pun intended).

[circle of the tyrants]

She still looks good to me. Chubby or not, that's one pretty woman (pun intended).

Agreed. I always thought she was cute. I have an uncanny ability to look at a big chick and imagine what she'd look like if you rocked the fatt off of her.

[SEEGERMANY]

Just go to the general forum and click on the thread showing many of our JCF members. Not only are there fat fucks, but ugly fucks as well. Need I say more?

[straycat]

There is almost a camel toe.

[YetAnotherOne]

Agreed. I always thought she was cute. I have an uncanny ability to look at a big chick and imagine what she'd look like if you rocked the fatt off of her.

That plus beer can be dangerous.

[Jeff Albertson]

Wonder why Eddie switch to pornstars....... Screw a big chick vs screw a ho? I'm going with ho any day, unless she's a big ho.

[Cleveland Metal]

As a kid that always thought she was hot.

I was like wow, look what you get when you're a rock guitarist like Eddie. You get THAT sort of babe! That's what I want!

Now look at them both... Time sure can have an effect...

I think Val got the best end of the stick tho... You can always lose weight. Ya can't lose ugly...

[buzzsaww]

she looks like a cute soccer mom these days. i'd rock her in the back of the caravan in a minute.
press photo here http://www.jennycraig.com/valerie/

[Rich#6]

[blindmuddy]

You could tell she had major fat potential all the way back to One Day at a Time. She was always cute but you could always see the major blow up coming.