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A man & a woman who had never met before, but were
both married to other people, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed & uneasy over sharing a
room, they were both very tired & fell asleep
quickly... Him in the upper bunk & her in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over & gently woke the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get
me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
both married to other people, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed & uneasy over sharing a
room, they were both very tired & fell asleep
quickly... Him in the upper bunk & her in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over & gently woke the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get
me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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