what do you do..

[Norton]

You know that I don't drink.


Even if I did,I would listen to Richie Kotzen and think about my failures in my relationships



And since I'm Turkish,I have to say that:


What do you do?
yat du yu du.

[shobet]

yat du yu du.

Sounds like a Police song.

[Norton]

Sounds like a Police song.

Sounds like a plan to me

[El_Kabong]

Sober up with a mack daddy rail and then walk around the bar acting super confident while sniffling and trying to keep from getting snot all over your upper lip, trying to convince people that you have a terrible allergy to cigarette smoke.

[yard dawg]

Call an escort service and get a couple of hotties dressed up like cheerleaders and have a threesome ..

[YetAnotherOne]

Call an escort service and get a couple of hotties dressed up like cheerleaders and have a threesome ..

Some good advice in this thread at last!

[Rsmacker]

If you get bed spins, I'd leave the light on and if you feel the room spinning just open your eyes and stare at the light.

If you go to bed and start doing handbrake turns as soon as you put your head on the pillow, just put your leg out of bed and onto the floor and you will become steady. Strange but true, this really does work. After redecorating many a hotel room in technicolour yawn, I am now barf-friendly.

[shobet]

If you go to bed and start doing handbrake turns as soon as you put your head on the pillow, just put your leg out of bed and onto the floor and you will become steady. Strange but true, this really does work. After redecorating many a hotel room in technicolour yawn, I am now barf-friendly.

Have you also perfected the art of legging it before they find the puke as well? Or do you blame it on the food you had in the hotel the night before

[OnlineStageGear]

Have the chum bucket at the ready.

[fett]

when you're drunk and think everything is going bad?

Well, it probably is all going bad. If you are single, climb into bed with your favorite guitar. If you are married, crash on the couch. Life is clear. And, that sometimes sucks. A little blur makes everything crystal clear. There is a reason why God made booze. It's "Free Will". The Devil made drugs. I tend to go God-wise. Wine and beer. If it's good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me. Cheer up. It can't get any worse. Can it?

[wilkinsi]

I usually sober up by having food, then fall asleep in front of a movie.

[Mordor]

Start ranting as a drunk man can do!

[Norton]

sorry,double post.

..........

[Norton]

I rarely drink.A few beers per year.


But last year,


We went to a restaurant(yes a restaurant,not a bar ) with a friend of mine.We ordered 3 bottles of wine during our stay.I drank close to 2 bottles of it.Then we went to starbucks to drink some coffee and get better.Then I needed to puke.But the restroom was downstairs.So I puked in the mall,right after I got off the escalator cause I couldn't make it to the restroom :ROTF:




But I was not drunk.I had full conscience and phsycial balance.It was just my stomach



So,I never got drunk in my life,not even once.




And I just made a decision last night.From now on,I'll only drink 10 years or older wine.No beer,no low quality wine

[OnlineStageGear]

and then.........



and the next morning your feels like you are doing this .......



and then.......