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    Letter from a professional guitar player to the "Dear Abby" help column in
    a newspaper.

    Dear Abby...
    I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as
    you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things
    happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps
    outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I
    ask her who called she gets evasive.
    Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting
    dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way.
    I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got
    very angry.
    A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and
    some guy have been to his gigs.
    He wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when I got the idea to find
    out for myself what was really happening. I said "sure, you can use
    my amp but I want to hide behind it and the gig and see if she comes
    into the venue and who she comes in with". He agreed.
    Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack
    to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the
    amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I
    noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3.
    Is this something I can fix myself or do need to take it to a
    technician?
    Thanks
    Very Concerned.

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    Bwaaaaawaaaaaaaa!!
    Strat God Music
    http://www.esnips.com/web/Strat-God-Music/?flush=1

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    • #3
      lol best one yet!
      Fwopping, you know you want to!

      VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

      There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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      • #4
        :ROTF:

        I love it!!

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        • #5
          that just made my day man thank you!

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          • #6
            Pretty good
            I am a true ass set to this board.

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            • #7
              that's funny

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              • #8
                oh yeah just what I needed

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                • #9
                  Excellent!
                  Just one more guitar!

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                  • #10
                    good one!

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                    • #11
                      Now that was funny!!

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                      • #12
                        That was origonally about a harley, not a guitar amp.
                        Imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. Hi... Im in... Delaware...

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                        • #13
                          excellent, can be made to fit any enthusiast.
                          the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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