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  • #31
    I'm an old fart too but I tend to look at ladies in the 25-40 years of age range and things look pretty good.
    Really? well screw Mark Twain.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by straycat View Post
      I'm an old fart too but I tend to look at ladies in the 25-40 years of age range and things look pretty good.
      Butt, where do your eyes zero it?:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:
      I am a true ass set to this board.

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      • #33
        Booty, booty and more booty!! Nothing else matters (well, sorta).
        My future band shall be known as "One Samich Short Of A Picnic"!

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        • #34
          Gotta have Nice boobs, lowest I'll go is a full C. But I really have a thing for long hair. If a girl has hair to her ass, I'm hooked.

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          • #35
            hair

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            • #36
              Ass and camel toe
              Really? well screw Mark Twain.

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              • #37
                It depends on if she has her back to me or is facing me. If her back os too me. Obviously her ass. I love a nice full ass. More to hold on too and you can spank it without hitting bone and hurting your hand.. lol
                If she is facing me or to the side. At a distance tits or more obvious then if shes pretty or not. ( I think MR T said it best. "ugly chicks get prettier as the get closer and pretty chicks get uglier as they get closer:.. lol But i like a nice set of tits they dont have to me huge but the do have to be real and nice. The whole package has to work including the hair. But hair can be fixed easily so no biggie she just has to have hair. ( on her head)
                Gil

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                • #38
                  If you are a real "eyer" you have to get an all around picture. But that's not the "First" look.:ROTF:
                  I am a true ass set to this board.

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                  • #39
                    Absolutely the face,100% ...and here's why :

                    Weight can be lost or gained.
                    Boobs can be enlarged or reduced.
                    Teeth can be straightened and hair can be styled.

                    But ugly....ugly is forever.

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                    • #40
                      [quote=Evol;926885]Absolutely the face,100% ...and here's why :

                      Weight can be lost or gained.
                      Boobs can be enlarged or reduced.
                      Teeth can be straightened and hair can be styled.

                      But ugly....ugly is forever.[/quote

                      Its amazing what make up will do, I know for a fact I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but damn I have woken up with a few
                      I say the boy ain't right!

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by FusionFarmer View Post
                        Price???
                        Fett asked about a looker, not a hooker.
                        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by FusionFarmer View Post
                          Originally posted by Evol View Post
                          Absolutely the face,100% ...and here's why :

                          Weight can be lost or gained.
                          Boobs can be enlarged or reduced.
                          Teeth can be straightened and hair can be styled.

                          But ugly....ugly is forever.
                          Its amazing what make up will do, I know for a fact I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but damn I have woken up with a few
                          That's not because of the make up, but because of the BEER!

                          It's amazing what beer will do! :ROTF:
                          http://www.myspace.com/officialuncreation

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                          • #43
                            And to the initial question, shape and long hair. A blink of an eye is enough to decide.
                            http://www.myspace.com/officialuncreation

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                            • #44
                              [quote=shadowcat;927039]That's not because of the make up, but because of the BEER!

                              It's amazing what beer will do! :ROTF:[/quote

                              ain't that the truth, that and the damn lighting at the bar

                              actually down here in the deep south, there are so many fat and I mean FAT women, first thing ya notice is the general bady shape
                              I say the boy ain't right!

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                              • #45
                                Eyes, smile, hair. Oh and lack of makeup. If the girl has to wear makeup everywhere, you know she's insecure about herself.

                                Once the facial features pass muster, then the tummy, breasts (B or C, nothing bigger) and butt (enough to grab, but not lose your hand in).
                                Scott

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