What Do You Do?

[Mike]

What do you do when you tell a couple of buddies about the one-night-stand you had over the weekend and they end up telling the whole school?

[Argos]

Was she ugly?

[Mike]

Hell no. She was about a 9. It just pissed me off that by 6th period, people were running down the halls screaming "Mike got fucked!".

[GodOfRhythm]

There are only two ways of action:


---She was ugly---

You got drunk (even if you weren't, YOU GOT DRUNK, capiche?). There is no shame whatsoever.

---She was moderate to good looking---

What the fuck are you even worried about? STRUT into school and grin.


So to sum up: in both cases you got pussy, period.

[Mike]

I just prefer people not to be screaming my sex life experiences down the fuckin English wing.

[GodOfRhythm]

If you act aloof and cool with it now, you'll have a whole row of 9's lining up before the end of the week. Just chill.

[Argos]

You shouldn't have told anyone.

[Mike]

Haha. Thanks for pointing that out, GOR. My mom kinda freaked when she heard though. I didn't tell her, she just happened to find out that I stayed at my friend Dan's camper instead of coming back to our's like I was supposed to because I was getting laid.

[Mike]

You shouldn't have told anyone.

Well, you know you atleast gotta brag to you friends.

[Norton]

Errr..crush someone's nose? It would work.

[levantin]

Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame bro.

[Mike]

Incase you don't know, I'm not the biggest guy in school. I hang out with alot of stronger guys. If I broke a nose, I believe I would be out within 5 seconds.

[mhalsey]

Tell 'em, "That's right! I'm da man!!"

[Argos]

Well, you know you atleast gotta brag to you friends.

No dude. Trust me, the guys who get the most ass never tell anyone That shit just gets you in trouble all over the place...

[Mike]

Well, I normally only have sex with girlfriends. This just happened to be my first ONS. I wanted my friends to know. Bad mistake.