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  • #31
    Look at the bright side, you fucked a hot girl and now you know who your true friends are.

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    • #32
      Well, I know they are my true friends. I just think they thought they were getting me a good rep by doing that or something. I'm not pissed at them, just everybody else that kept asking me about it.
      My Main Rig:
      '87 Charvel Model 4A
      Peavey KB100 amp
      Ibanez SM7 Smashbox

      Others:
      '92 Gibson Les Paul Custom
      '05 Ibanez RG320FM
      '86 Ovation Pinnacle
      '98 Synsonics Custom Strat
      '89 Kramer 700ST Bass

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      • #33
        Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View Post
        1) Learn to keep your mouth shut.

        2) Consider what you have to say and how it's going to affect you as well as other people.
        +1
        Originally posted by Mike View Post
        Come in here and tell me something like you're my goddamn father?
        Luke, I am your father
        Hail yesterday

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        • #34
          Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
          Luke, I am your father
          I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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          • #35
            Maybe she will tell HER friends and you will reap the benefits!
            MakeAJazzNoiseHere: You kidding me? I'd suck her fartbox dry in a heartbeat. 9/29/2011 quote about Megan Fox

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            • #36
              For you, you opening your mouth is a mark on your belt.

              For her, you opening your mouth marks her as a slut...

              I think you got the better end of the deal. Hahaha...

              When you grow up and you'll learn to hold your cards close.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
                For you, you opening your mouth is a mark on your belt.

                For her, you opening your mouth marks her as a slut...

                I think you got the better end of the deal. Hahaha...

                When you grow up and you'll learn to hold your cards close.
                ...yeah
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #38
                  Yeah, I sure learned not to tell Bill shit!!! Bwahahaa...

                  Fukker! Do the words Nympho and Thanksgiving dinner mean anything there bro? Hahaha... Man was I mad... Pretty funny now tho...

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
                    Yeah, I sure learned not to tell Bill shit!!! Bwahahaa...

                    Fukker! Do the words Nympho and Thanksgiving dinner mean anything there bro? Hahaha... Man was I mad... Pretty funny now tho...

                    Well, I didn't think it was going to be the main topic of Thanksgiving dinner at your old girlfreind's Dad's house ..when I said that stuff to a "friend"..

                    Ummm yeah..exactly!!

                    See, see how dude's are..me included!
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #40
                      Hehe.. yeaaaah....

                      My face is hurting laughing about that... You're still a dick tho...

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
                        Hehe.. yeaaaah....

                        My face is hurting laughing about that... You're still a dick tho...
                        I know..

                        well, I said it in a nice way..like.."Yeah they're getting along real good, John said she's a major nympho"..

                        I never thought that she was going to tell her bro who joyfully announced those very words right after grace on Thanksgiving..

                        See Mike , it could be much worse..you could have ME as a friend!!
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #42
                          My Main Rig:
                          '87 Charvel Model 4A
                          Peavey KB100 amp
                          Ibanez SM7 Smashbox

                          Others:
                          '92 Gibson Les Paul Custom
                          '05 Ibanez RG320FM
                          '86 Ovation Pinnacle
                          '98 Synsonics Custom Strat
                          '89 Kramer 700ST Bass

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Mike View Post
                            Yes...see you could be posting much worse!!

                            Let it be known this father is 100% Greek and threw her brother down the steps after saying the exact words I have shared with a female "friend"

                            which I learned something as well,

                            Never trust a girl with "guy" stuff , and you can't really have a female as a "friend"...unless you wanna fuck your buddy.

                            Bill Z Bub

                            I wanted to fuck a few buddys..but I never did..because I'm married!
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Mike View Post
                              Come in here and tell me something like you're my goddamn father?
                              Oh, I get it. You wanted nothing but positive comments and for us to see things "your" way. Bottom line, you fucked up and are not man enough to accept the responsibility. Sounds like you need a "goddamn father."
                              "POOP"

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                              • #45
                                I'll be your father...

                                It won't be the first time..I was a JCF daddy.

                                OK, more like a evil big brother..
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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