Bear Hunting is SOOO Easy

[fett]

Here's the story: I was at a thriftstore and one of the guys I know came walking out of the back with this thing draped over his body with the bear head on top of his. Just like in the movies. WTF? One look told me it was a real bear. I asked how much. He said $100. Then the manager said $300. I got it for $100. It's just so cool.

[Super_shredder]

and where is it now?
doesnt it smell??

ummm i love the smell of bear in the morning

[fett]

He's hibernating. I have to find a place to hang Teddy. It's too hot to mess with it today.

[Super_shredder]

you should wear it on stage

[fett]

I'm no Ted Nugent.:ROTF: And it doesn't smell. This is the real deal.

[Super_shredder]

awww man i want a bear now

[fett]

Being a Viking god-like person, I just thought having a bear was the thing to do. It's not everyday that a bear falls into your lap.:ROTF: :ROTF:

[Nazgul]

How long is he dead now? How the hell did they preserve him like that? That tongue looks quite real, maybe a little too plastic-like though!

[fett]

I didn't ask him. Any Taxidrivers out there.:ROTF: I was meant to be. I did my play on words before I just saw that " Taxi Driver" in on AMC.

[Norton]

Didn't you ever see Southpark?

"My God, you killed Kenny!! You Bastard!!!"

No. they say:



"Oh my god! They killed Kenny! You bastards!"


exactly

[FusionFarmer]

Yogi you shot Yogi,,,

"Hey Yogi what about the Ranger?"
"AW fuck the Ranger, Boo Boo, let him get his own pick-a-nick basket" :ROTF:

[Rich#6]

Fett bought something he can't sell on ebay??

[fett]

Fett bought something he can't sell on ebay??

There's more than one way to skin a bear.

[Rich#6]

There's more than one way to skin a bear.

[mhalsey]

......doesnt it smell??

Given fett's meat-eating practices, I don't think he's capable of identifying what a bad smell is.