Rats

[fett]

My non-Latin American nextdoor neighbor has the pest guy at their trailer. They have done this since I have been here. They have rats and I don't.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: When I lived in my $500,000 house, I had more rats than a sinking ship. I don't understand. But, I am very happy. Those fuckers would eat all my guitars.

[Bengal]

Rats go for indonesian plywood???

Kidding...

[fett]

It's the glue.

[Norton]

It's the Fett-ness.

[fett]

I'm still the same slob I was in my mega-house. But, the rats are nowhere to be found. Thank God. I have stories about my Marin County rats that would blow your mind.

[Norton]

Do they do Tango?

[emperor_black]

hang all your guitars on the walls. Do you think they will climb the walls? better solution, get a Cat.

[Cleveland Metal]

Tell us the stories uncle Fett...

[kelly user]

Tell us the stories uncle Fett...

simple, eat the little bastards, their yummy, and cleve i was think more along the line of grandpa fett, but i suspect fett isn't old enough to be your grand father.

[SEEGERMANY]

OK, you opened the door so I'm going to ask. How did you go from a $500,000 house to a trailer? Second question. Did the rats mind the downsizing?

[Norton]

hang all your guitars on the walls. Do you think they will climb the walls? better solution, get a Cat.

Do they sell cats on eBay?

[fett]

OK, you opened the door so I'm going to ask. How did you go from a $500,000 house to a trailer? Second question. Did the rats mind the downsizing?

It's easy. Run out of money. Sell the house in one day. (That's another story) Then live small with lots of money. No rats, no flies and no worries.

[slayer32390]

I think the bear scares them away from the trailer

[emperor_black]

if they do come in, give them the old pants that you said you bought the other day. Maybe that's what they are after. Someone gave 'em the wrong trailer address.

[Newc]

I'm still the same slob I was in my mega-house. But, the rats are nowhere to be found.

Well, there's some things a rat just won't do