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  • #1

    Any guys that work out get this too?

    Let me be the first to say I've got no shortage in the women's department, but I've noticed (and some have told me this explicitly) that they do not like big guys (big as in buffed up, not fat).

    Also I notice a lot of women seem intimidated by it and often they are just staring at my chest instead of at my face (now I know how it feels... )

    Anyways, I'm just a little bit bigger than the average guy nowadays, but I'm planning on going on a major bulking cycle this summer (as in get mofo'ing LARGE) and I want to hear about the pro's and cons in this situation before I go at it.

    Discuss people, discuss!
    You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.
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    For starters... the ladies will really give you the cold shoulder as your package shrinks. Size does matter and a guy with two raisinets dangling is just sad.

    Second, they associate muscles inversely proportional to available gray matter. If that is indeed the case, women will swim away. Women like smart, funny and educated men.

    Invest your money in decent clothes and hang out at the right places. Keep fit for damned sure they don't like fat Shrek looking schmucks either.
    Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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    • #3
      Chicks like stick figures with no muscles, even better if you are 6' +.

      Seriously. Be fit, but muscular is really never cool with most ladies for some reason.
      When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. - Ace Frehley

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      • #4
        Yeah, what you're saying is true, Joe. And I'm upto scratch on all of that too, I dress (really) well (if I can be so humble) and I'm not the dumbest guy in the world.

        I've really noticed though that the chicks at college are the ones most turned off by it. But when I go clubbing and the typical no-brain clubbin' girls are around, they seem to be attracted to it. I guess it really is a sort of prejudice of low intelligence or something, which is just ridiculous...

        Well, Mark, that just fuckin' sucks.... :/... EVERY chick at college has pics of fucking calvin klein models and I don't know who with rippling and bulging muscle ALL over their wall, it's like a wall of pecs and abs in every woman's room you enter (that and Armani & Versace ads cut out from books) but when push comes to shove...no go.
        Last edited by GodOfRhythm; 06-06-2007, 06:09 PM.
        You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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        • #5
          Good advice there.

          Women know that a "bulked up" geezer will have a micro-cock, and though size isn't everything, they certainly don't want everyone s******ing at the fact they are with a dormouse-dick.

          They also aren't keen on spending time with a bloke who spends an excessive amount of time in a sweaty gym, looking at himself posing in a mirror, and possibly shaving off his body hair and covering himself in baby oil. With a load of other puffed up blokes. Ahem.

          Of course there are women who like these kind of blokes, but I'm sure they are not going to be sharpest knives in the drawer. The fact you can type a sentence probably means you will intellectually dwarf them, but if this appeals to you, get down the gym and get some of those dick-shrinking chemicals inside you!

          Personally, I'd try to follow Joe's advice, keep fit, stay toned and firm up, but not get muscle-bound.
          Alas, I'm a slob, but there's a rumour round town that I have a massive cock and know how to use it, so the women teem round me.

          I started that rumour
          So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

          I nearly broke her back

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            I might have to go for that rumour too!

            I don't want to look like a stereotypical bodybuilder, fuck tanning and fuck superdefinition and ultralow bodyfat, I just want to get huger and huger (bouncer huge, not baby-oil and juice huge). Gonna be hitting it with squats, deadlifts and clean & presses. And it's all going to be natural, I was thinking about some creatine perhaps, but I'm not even going to bother with that either. I've seen what juice does and roid rage ain't fun, lemme tell you that!
            Last edited by GodOfRhythm; 06-06-2007, 06:27 PM.
            You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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            • #7
              WTF is going on here then? Which heinous word have I used that has been censored?

              Oh, s******. You know, n. "sly, disrespectful laugh esp. partly stifled" (OED definition)

              That's s******, not n. "offens. Negro" (OED definition)

              Dumbass filter.
              So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

              I nearly broke her back

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              • #8
                maybe use 'snickers' next time instead?
                Hail yesterday

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                • #9
                  snlggers
                  "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                  • #10
                    dude,
                    have a toned body with some muscle definition, but not WWF out of control muscles. Washboard stomach a must, skinny to regular size waist. gotta be proportioned, that's all. Making them laugh doesn't hurt either-lol
                    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                    • #11
                      This thread is getting a little to gay for me to comment on.

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                      • #12
                        just get into good shape. if you can bench press your body weight a few times you're fine. don't turn into a ball and look disgusting (like those dudes on the cover of muscle mags). lift for the right reasons...getting rid of stress, body conditioning, etc...but getting chicks is a poor reason to do it in my opinion.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by jgcable View Post
                          This thread is getting a little to gay for me to comment on.
                          The Buzzard does not fear
                          The man in riot gear
                          Harvest a skull of stone
                          The Buzzard grows his own...

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Flametop View Post
                            upping the ante, is Manowar Belgian?
                            When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. - Ace Frehley

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by 442w30 View Post
                              upping the ante, is Manowar Belgian?
                              Looks like they're trying to be :ROTF:

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