Paris is out.

[wilkinsi]

Pardon my ignorance - she got 3 weeks? for what? Did she pay for a reduction in sentence?

[lerxstcat]

Pardon my ignorance - she got 3 weeks? for what? Did she pay for a reduction in sentence?

She was busted before for drunk driving, then has been cited a few times for violating her probation, saying she wouldn't do it again.

This time the judge said he was sending her to jail, 45 days. Then it was cut to 23 days because LA County Jails are packed and they had to give her a private cell.

But she was COLD, and wouldn't EAT and CRIED a lot. So now she just has an ankle bracelet and can't leave her mansion for 40 days.

Put me in that house with her for 40 days, and she would feel punished! She might even ask to go back to County!

[nsubulysses]

It was some kind of parole violation. I believe she didn't show up to a court date

[Rsmacker]

One law for the poor and one for the rich.
And there was me hoping that she's get buttfucked by a huge lezzer with a massive double ended strapon whilst she was inside.

I could go for a spot of that too. She'd have to be veeeery gentle and use lots of lube though.

Ahem. P'raps not.

Could be worse, Earnest Saunders, a scumbag businessman given a stretch for insider trading in the Guiness affair apparently developed Alzheimer's Disease, so was let out of jail.

Then he "recovered". I'd have the twat in Porton Down under serious experimentation, seeing as he's the only man in history to be cured of Alzheimer's. (Either that or he's a fucking liar, apparently this didn't occur to the British Prison Service.)

Anyway, I'm with RacerX, let's apply to punish Paris. Hard.

[fett]

She should do Community Service. Let her be a maid for 3 months in one of the hotels. Is there a Skid Row Hilton?

[wilkinsi]

Plenty of "massage parlours" in Leicester

[yard dawg]

I think she should be caned like they do in singapore.

[Cleveland Metal]

One law for the poor and one for the rich.
And there was me hoping that she's get buttfucked by a huge lezzer with a massive double ended strapon whilst she was inside.

I could go for a spot of that too. She'd have to be veeeery gentle and use lots of lube though.

[El_Kabong]

This is a terrible message. At the very least, she should be sentenced to community service at soup kitchens, homeless shelters and the ilk to enrgain something in her shameful cranium.

[FusionFarmer]

only in California, if you're a celeb you literally can get away with murder, the legal system is a complete joke, someone got paid off,,

[RacerX]

BREAKING NEWS: Release violates judge's order....Paris may go back to the slammer:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19102663/

[necrotechno]

only in California, if you're a celeb you literally can get away with murder

Yeah, I was going to mention OJ.

[Twisteramps]

BREAKING NEWS: Release violates judge's order....Paris may go back to the slammer:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19102663/

Heh, Sweet. Maybe they *should* let her go home early and spend 40 days under house arrest since the prisons are so overcrowded.

...but bring 4 or 5 randomly selected felons to share her house with her. Make it into a reality show, use the proceeds for victims of drunk drivers. Win/Win situation!

Actually, if she does end up getting to do house arrest, how many hours will it be before the stupid bitch gets photographed out at a club or tossing cookies in an alleyway while she is supposed to be home?

Pete

[SlasZ]

They should use this as a precedent for other criminals.. If they start crying send them home with their mommies

[Argos]

You have to admit that she's got the most beautiful mug shot ever, though.

I think it's stupid to let her sit in jail, anyway. Let the real criminals waste my tax dollars when they feed and house them. Paris can sit at home and eat cheetos for all I care.

Does anybody find it totally absurd that the feed on every news channel is a live shot of Paris's house? Jesus.