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  • Judge to Paris Hilton: Suck It

    Ah, youtube is going to be full of great clips from Paris' trip to court today I'm sure.

  • #2
    I love this pic:



    Boo fuckin' hoo.

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    • #3
      hahaha........

      This is gonna be great..
      "Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is. ":JOSEY WALES

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      • #4
        oh my fucking god, why is this news? with time off, its 36 days. its not like youre in there for good, you stupid bitch. Serve your time and shut the fuck up..
        Its a complete catastrophe. But Im a professional, I can rise above it. LOL

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        • #5
          Went in for a lightened sentence of 23, got out, partied and raised her middle finger to the enture judicial system and now is back in for the full 45.

          OWNED BITCH!
          You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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          • #6
            No doubt.. another age, another time, she'd be burning at the stake...now that wouldn't be right.

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            • #7
              Nows shes at county USC medical center, in the jail ward. probably suffering from stress from having to wear an off the rack prison outfit
              I say the boy ain't right!

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              • #8
                Suck it, hasn't she done that before?
                Fwopping, you know you want to!

                VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

                There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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                • #9
                  This whole thing is like a crying 13 year old girl being sent to her room to be grounded

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                  • #10
                    Someone should write a parity song about this. Weird Al in the house?

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                    • #11
                      jail time for Paris "Springtime in Paris"
                      I say the boy ain't right!

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                      • #12
                        Well boo friggin hoo. What a performance 45 poxy days You'd get a damn sight more than that in the UK BITCH. Stop ya fucking whinging. Or is this whole thing a publicity stunt?
                        Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                        "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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                        • #13
                          She's gonna have a seriously sore tongue at the end of 45 days.
                          At least she'll be able to say that she ate out every night.
                          So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                          I nearly broke her back

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                          • #14
                            I sort of feel bad for her dad.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by FusionFarmer View Post
                              Nows shes at county USC medical center, in the jail ward. probably suffering from stress from having to wear an off the rack prison outfit


                              wow. yeah I heard she had a "medical incident" in the squad car taking her from the court back to jail. probably was crying so hard she threw up. that's what 5 year olds throwing tantrums do.

                              it is so great to see rich douchebags run up against the real world and not be able to squirm their way out. it's rare, and thus the sweeter when it does happen.
                              the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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