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  • #16
    So it's not just here in NJ. Redheads are insane everywhere!
    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by shobet View Post
      I make a mess in all my dreams, it's hard impressing anyone with a duvet stuck to your cock.
      :ROTF: :ROTF:
      the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Argos View Post
        I've dated some redheads. They're all fucking insane.
        the one I did in college certainly was.
        the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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        • #19
          Originally posted by skorb View Post
          the one I did in college certainly was.
          Same here, crazy as a loon. But then most women are absolutely nuts, no?
          Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!

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          • #20
            Originally posted by YetAnotherOne View Post
            Same here, crazy as a loon. But then most women are absolutely nuts, no?
            Not after some discrete Rohypnol...
            You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by GodOfRhythm View Post
              ^ I never knew the carpet actually could match the curtains on a redhead 'till my second one. I was like: WTF?
              What? You've never heard the term "fire crotch"?

              Back to topic, my dreams are:

              • Successfully get through pharmacy school
              • Own a true '70 El Camino SS
              • Have a ridiculously insane collection of guitars
              • And now bang and ditch a couple of redheads
              If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table.

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              • #22
                My dream would be to raise my Jackson guitar count from 2 to 3. Need to stop banging all these bitches. Fuckin expensive.
                Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by shobet View Post
                  I make a mess in all my dreams, it's hard impressing anyone with a duvet stuck to your cock.
                  :ROTF: :ROTF: You, sir, are in a class unto yourself.

                  Originally posted by followthereaper View Post
                  What? You've never heard the term "fire crotch"?
                  my sister dated a redhead once. She got sick of us asking her if he had ginger nuts....
                  Hail yesterday

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                  • #24
                    Hey!! I was involved with a red head once. I knew something was a bit strange about her. After a while I heard she had spent some time in a mental institution.

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                    • #25
                      it was a redhead who bit my PP..... nuff said
                      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                      • #26
                        1) To find a '58 Les Paul in a pawn shop for $500
                        2) To take up permanent residence in Bora Bora
                        3) To make Ricky Carmichael seem slow in comparison to me
                        4) To tour with Deep Purple
                        "POOP"

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                        • #27
                          lol this tread got offtopic so fast.

                          Dreams I still have:
                          -Visit sydney / see a Delta Goodrem concert
                          -Owning a '96 Toyota MR2
                          -Marrying an Asian woman (in order to prevent having redhead children) (j/k
                          Last edited by AfterForever; 06-14-2007, 10:59 AM.
                          "I hate these filthy neutrals! With enemies, you know where they stand. But with neutrals... who knows? It sickens me!"

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                          • #28
                            to punch everyone in the face
                            1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by buzzsaww View Post
                              to punch everyone in the face
                              Let's start a fight club!!
                              Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by toejam View Post
                                Redheads are sweet, but don't ever make them your wife. They go crazy after they're married! :ROTF:


                                From a point of view, I'm pretty insane, so crazy would do just fine
                                I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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