Banning Microwave Popcorn

[fett]

Bah...microwave sucks anyway. Give me the real popcorn in coconut or canola oil!!! Mmmm......

Yep. A 2 pound bag of popcorn will last forever.

[RacerX]

BTW, here's the article

http://www.ktvb.com/news/regional/stories/ktvbn-jun1407-popcorn.1bca38c.html

[mhalsey]

That stanky oxidation gets reconciled in your lower instestine and that is why you have new neighbors constantly.
I'll bet there is no new vegetation within a mile of your pad not to mention no pen flames inside the DW.
Stop eating decaying meat and MW porcorn, get some McNuggets or Taco Bell.

[AfterForever]

Somehow I read "popcorn" for "porn" hahaha.. I though wtf.. Microwave porn?!

[Zerberus]

My vote still goes to capital punishment for being stupid

But THIS was just great

"Perhaps what would happen is there'd be an underground market for microwave popcorn, people would sneak the microwaves into their offices, they'd do illicit popping," says Frank Video, a staff member for the Seattle City Council.

Is it possible that if popcorn is outlawed, only the outlaws will have popcorn?

:ROTF:

[Bengal65]

They banned the microwaving of popcorn in my building in Houston several years ago. It got to be somewhat unproductive with 15 floors being evacuated everytime the smoke alarm went off.:ROTF:

[fett]

There's fortune to be made. Just develope a smoke detector that can detect that digusting MV burnt PC smell and disregard it. Or, someone could just use their fucking nose.

[emperor_black]

my exwife used to use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer :ROTF:

that's hilarious. Is that the reason she is "ex" ? :ROTF:

[drockilles]

I found a popcorn secret recently. Target. I have one nearly right across the street from me. Tastes just like, if not better than movie theater popcorn, at less than half the price.

[RacerX]

Well, what's the brand, Target?