Banning Microwave Popcorn

[fett]

:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: I can't find the story, but some city up here is considering "Banning Microwave Popcorn". It seems that these idiots keep buning it and it sets off the alarms. They have had to evacuate the building with 400 people in it a dozen times. I just heard this on our local news.

[marcus]

I've seen this happen in my office building. Someone burns up some popcorn, and it stinks up the whole building. I don't believe we've had to evacuate over it though.
These idiots never seem to notice the "popcorn" button on the microwave :ROTF:

[marcus]

Another reason to ban it: some guy I know at the EPA told me he was testing microwave popcorn at work because the bag has some carcinogen in it that is released when heated, much like teflon, in fact I believe he told me it was essentially the same stuff.

[Newc]

Another reason to ban it: some guy I know at the EPA told me he was testing microwave popcorn at work because the bag has some carcinogen in it that is released when heated, much like teflon, in fact I believe he told me it was essentially the same stuff.

Interesting. I had heard something similar to that years ago but I was under the impression that the burnt popcorn itself was the carcinogen.

I suppose the non-stick coating in the bag would be teflon instead of a natural oil, then.

[Bengal]

We ran it here as a kicker. It was the Justice Center in Seattle. It's been evacuated 8 times in three years due to burnt popcorn. The city is thinking about banning all microwave popcorn in all city buildings if this doesn't stop...

Wow...

[fett]

That's the place. Thanks I can't stand the smell of properly done Mirco popcorn I just buy a bag of Jollytime and use a suacepan. It tastes better.

[FusionFarmer]

my exwife used to use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer :ROTF:

[fett]

I disconnected mine in the trailer. I couldn't do steaks.:ROTF: :ROTF:

[FusionFarmer]

you sure that wasn't the Carbon monoxide detector going off from the decaying meat? :ROTF:

[fett]

Speaking of cheap meat. My friends, the butchers, are getting too good on their ordering. I think the days of $3 ribeyes are gone. However, I did buy 7 pounds of ground buffalo, 1 pound packs, for 99 cents total the other day.:ROTF: :ROTF: I gave 5 packs away and kept 2.

[Joe_Steeler]

I disconnected mine in the trailer. I couldn't do steaks.:ROTF: :ROTF:

That old meat smokes more than fresh steaks??

[fett]

You bastards. Once the stanky oxidation burns off it's fine.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[Joe_Steeler]

That stanky oxidation gets reconciled in your lower instestine and that is why you have new neighbors constantly.
I'll bet there is no new vegetation within a mile of your pad not to mention no pen flames inside the DW.
Stop eating decaying meat and MW porcorn, get some McNuggets or Taco Bell.

[fett]

"I fart. Therefore, I am." I haven't killed me yet.:ROTF: That fast food is full of sulfur.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[Thrust]

Bah...microwave sucks anyway. Give me the real popcorn in coconut or canola oil!!! Mmmm......