Damn UPS

[fett]

They changed trucks on me. The one that just delivered another guitar to me was a "Stealth Truck". My ears are tuned to the old noisy ones. I can hear the old ones a mile away. This bastard snuck up to my open front door. He sacred me.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[Jack The Riffer]

He sacred me.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

I don't even wanna know what that means. :ROTF:

[fett]

I know the old trucks just like a dog knows his owner's car. This was as silent as a big truck can get. I don't like it.

[Pigsnatcher]

Lets not rule out the possiability that your ears may be starting to go

[Bengal]

Nope, I have that frequency tuned in as well. I swear I can hear them blocks away. What I hate is there is a garbage truck that sounds exactly the same as a UPS truck. So when I'm expecting something and I hear that sound, I come running and it's the garbage guy...

No worries Fett. I know exactly what your talking about...

[Norton]

Lets not rule out the possiability that your ears may be starting to go

Bad boy. Apologise!

[Pigsnatcher]

Bad boy. Apologise!

Yeah your right, I'm sorry Fett I should have more respect for my elders

Ok really, I'm only kidding. BTW is that picture by your name you?

[fett]

That's me. I am a Viking god-like person.

[Sparkytfl]

What I hate is there is a garbage truck that sounds exactly the same as a UPS truck.

It was a school bus for me.

[Pigsnatcher]

That's me. I am a Viking god-like person.

Fett you look like tons of fun. I enjoy your humor!

[krimson]

Nope, I have that frequency tuned in as well. I swear I can hear them blocks away. What I hate is there is a garbage truck that sounds exactly the same as a UPS truck. So when I'm expecting something and I hear that sound, I come running and it's the garbage guy...

No worries Fett. I know exactly what your talking about...

The same thing happens to me except it's with the school bus. It even happens when I haven't ordered anything. It's like I'm classically trainined to respond to the sound of the UPS truck.

[FusionFarmer]

Bubba my watch dog goes ballistic if any large delivery van esp. UPS comes anywhere near my place. I usually am standing there waiting for em., although Fed ex was using real stealth vans for a while here, plain white unmarked rental vans,

[Joe_Steeler]

Shit I would train and ready 10 pitbulls and let them loose on UPS.
It has been FEDEX for me for the last 10 months.