I have the POWER

[fett]

:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: It's sunny outside, for a change. So, I go out to the backyard. There was a crow in a nearby tree. Doing what crows do. I said in a rather low but deep voice three times; "Go Away". The fucker flew away.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: I AM a Viking god-like person.

[levantin]

I bow to your fettness!

[fett]

I actually won that one.:ROTF: :ROTF: Fucking sissy crow.

[emperor_black]

Has anyone noticed...majority of threads opened by fett have nothing to do with "guitars"

you are a Crowking

[Budman68]

Here, we just clap once and they fly away. They think they're gunshots

[fett]

I have "Guitar Threads" all over the place. Fly away. I tried slapping size 15 shoes together. That didn't work. You need to be nice.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[fett]

Has anyone noticed...majority of threads opened by fett have nothing to do with "guitars"

you are a Crowking

And? :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[Bengal]

Crows freak me out. Where I live in the winter they congregate in trees by my house. They like to be downtown because of the heat. But it's very errie when you go outside in the early morning and there are 400 crows pearched in your tree. Not making any noise...

Then I shoot off a bottle rocket. Teaches them fuckers...

[fett]

Not for long.:ROTF: :ROTF: I just talked to the animal. I'm a regular Dr. Doolittle in more ways than one.

[Norton]

he was probably thinkin' like.. "ZOMG! It's a fett!" And then,he went away.

[fett]

Believe it or not, crows know people. They stick to the same territory. And they know where to hang and where not to. They are smart birds. The brian-smart fuckheads.

[fett]

I just scared away 12 kids just by standing in my driveway. Didn't have to say a word. I'm really am one to be reckoned with.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[slayer32390]

I dont think it was the sight of you that scared those kids away as much as it was the smell of old rotting T-bone steaks :ROTF:

[Joe_Steeler]

You are a Viking allright eating rotten meat like the 'ol Vikings used to do.

Poor little Crow, she is probably writing a song now while wiping her sad butt with one ply of paper.

[guitarsjb]

I like crows. Crows are cool. I feed them.