I have the POWER

[fett]

I have oiled up ye olde BB Gun. I'm loaded for potshots in the backyard. I'm done talking. Those bastards are going to hear the zing of a BB shot at 45 degrees and at 100 feet. I'll show those pricks.

[NextInLine]

:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: It's sunny outside, for a change. So, I go out to the backyard. There was a crow in a nearby tree. Doing what crows do. I said in a rather low but deep voice three times; "Go Away". The fucker flew away.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: I AM a Viking god-like person.

That's actually nice of you to tell him to go away! I remember last time Ron told me he saw a crow nearby his house, the innocent bird was killed by a rifle!

[GodOfRhythm]

Damn you Fett! You thwarted my devilish schemes again......

[fett]

I am using a POS pump BB gun. It takes the BB one second to get into the tree. I couldn't kill a leaf.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[Norton]

Lemme guess,,the BB gun's made in china?

[fett]

USA, dude I buy good old USofA shit when I can

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

i want my 2 minutes of my life back reading this thread

[fett]

I'm sorry.:ROTF: Will it rain next weekend?:ROTF:

[RacerX]

the innocent bird was killed by a rifle!

No Crow Innocent

[Norton]

No Crow Innocent

You racist bastard... :ROTF:

[Top Jimmy B]

The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

[Harry Krisna]

You racist bastard... :ROTF:

Now thats funny!

[Cleveland Metal]

Fett and his thrift store BB gun...

Yer gonna put yer eye out Fett...

[fett]

It was a fleamarket $3 BB gun. It's actually quite cool and very quiet. I'll show those buggers who's boss of my lot.:ROTF: It's a POWERMASTER 760. All metal bod. It's an older one. 3 pumps and those bastards could get a nasty welt.

[Cleveland Metal]

Pump it about 20 times...