Well, I did it...no more kids for me

[Nuclear Vampire]

Yup, I went hand had the Big V. As in vasectomy. It didn't hurt except when he put a clamp on the right one and I felt it! The doc says "Can you fell that?" and I said "Fuck yeah!" and he goes "Lets put some more freezing in then." There was no stitches, it's a no-scalpel thing done with a laser. The puff of smoke and the smell of burning scrotum was a bit disconcerting though, as was having this man play with my boys. At least there was a Seinfeld DVD to watch while he did it.

However, NOW I am sore. A bit of Advill and things will be better. The best part so far: the wife cutting the grass. She ows me since this was my idea in the first place.

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

yup, just think. your next money shot will be with counterfit bills!

[Bengal]

yup, just think. your next money shot will be with counterfit bills!

HA HA HA! Good shit there...

This is in my future as well. I'm more interested in how much pain is involved. I'll be asking for something alot stronger than Advil. But I do that with everything...

[Norton]

Oh, I would never NEVER do that. It's painless to use condoms and keeping track of her period.

[rjohnstone]

It's only a matter of time for me.
Once we finally agree that we're done. *snip* *snip*
Then I don't have to worry about things like condoms.

[Nuclear Vampire]

I am allergic to latex, so condoms are no good. The wife can stop taking the pill. This way is the best - no worries at all. I have my 2 kids, I don't need anymore. They are more than enough.

[nateb]

Remember to clean the pipes alot for the next month. You could have something unexpected show up. =) From what I understand you are still fertile for at least a month after the snip proceedure.

[Bengal]

Oh, I would never NEVER do that. It's painless to use condoms and keeping track of her period.

Condoms suck. Period...

I have a nephew thanks to the rhythm method. Doesn't work so well...

[fr0sty]

My V hurt like an sob and was sore for weeks afterwards. Still, it was worth it.

[Joe_Steeler]

I have to say for the record that NOBODY is coming near The Package with sharp instruments.
End of story.

[Norton]

I have to say for the record that NOBODY is coming near The Package with sharp instruments.
End of story.

[kingv2002]

Funny I did that when I was 18 and my wife keeps sending the both of us to fertility clinics across the country....I just don't have the heart to tell her

[Soap]

I'm curious or surprised they don't have a perfected painless method.
So many medical breakthroughs and not a perfected painless vastecomy method/procedure.

[toejam]

Funny I did that when I was 18 and my wife keeps sending the both of us to fertility clinics across the country....I just don't have the heart to tell her

:ROTF:

[Norton]

Funny I did that when I was 18 and my wife keeps sending the both of us to fertility clinics across the country....I just don't have the heart to tell her

You'll get a divorce, if you tell her. Seriously