Well, I did it...no more kids for me

[GodOfRhythm]

Remember to clean the pipes alot for the next month. You could have something unexpected show up. =) From what I understand you are still fertile for at least a month after the snip proceedure.

And then some! I was helping at the free legal advice center, to get into the cool book with some professors, and this case came up where a doctor was getting sued by a family (whose man had a sterilization done). He did the procedure but she still got pregnant and it turned out it was indeed HIS child. So the doctor got sued and convicted of breach of medical contract, which was a pretty hefty ethical situation because of the fact that the "breach" was actually a new born child. The doctor was found in breach and ended up having to pay alimony for the child.
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NV, you're braver than me, I'd never do anything like that! I don't have the balls...

[wilkinsi]

My Dad had his "V" done years ago. Apparently, it's when they stretch the tubes that it hurts. His mistress (who happens to be married to a smackhead built like a brick shithouse) keeps missing her period, so my Dad thinks she could be pregnant. Apparently, the tubes which were cut over time go through a "healing process" by growing back and eventually rejoining. Good luck to him and thank heavens the CSA (Child Support Agency) no longer exist! ... Just one question: WTF do you have to be AWAKE during the operation?! I'd rather use condoms than go thru that.

[shreddermon]

Did you save up some of your "swimmers" beforehand? Always best to have an emergency reserve. Just in case, you know.

[GodOfRhythm]

Did you save up some of your "swimmers" beforehand? Always best to have an emergency reserve. Just in case, you know.

I always wondered about this.

Basically it's just cutting the tubes right? So in a real emergency, couldn't they like stick a needle into the nut and extract some GI Joes that way?

[donf]

Excellent! You'll have fun without the worry now. I had mine done in 1985. Back then they used a chisel and hammer..........:ROTF: . But after a week or so of being sore,......no more surprises in the future. You'll have a fun rest of your life without the worry. I would do it all over again. I never used condoms, didn't like them, fake feeling, but its probably the reason why I have 4 kids too.........


Thats was enough for me. Now its all fun without the worry and it doesn't affect your output..........

[Nuclear Vampire]

This will never grow back. It's called an open ended vasectomy. The one end of the vas deferens (the tube) gets pinched off with a titanium clip, while the other one (the one attaced to the actualy testicle is left open. It actually doesn't hurt at all today. It was more of a dull ache yesterday. Wilkinsi is right - it's the fucking around with the tubes that aches the most. I am still supposed to stay off my feet, no heavy lifting and take it easy for a week. I can go back to work on Monday night.

I didn't save any of the DNA snakes. Like I said before, I got 2 already and they're awesome. My family is complete.

[GodOfRhythm]

This will never grow back. It's called an open ended vasectomy. The one end of the vas deferens (the tube) gets pinched off with a titanium clip, while the other one (the one attaced to the actualy testicle is left open. It actually doesn't hurt at all today. It was more of a dull ache yesterday. Wilkinsi is right - it's the fucking around with the tubes that aches the most. I am still supposed to stay off my feet, no heavy lifting and take it easy for a week. I can go back to work on Monday night.

I didn't save any of the DNA snakes. Like I said before, I got 2 already and they're awesome. My family is complete.

Are you scared to start using the tools again? I'd be scared shitless to even just get it up....

[Nuclear Vampire]

Nah, you just gotta wait a week.

[Frigo89]

I always wondered about this.

Basically it's just cutting the tubes right? So in a real emergency, couldn't they like stick a needle into the nut and extract some GI Joes that way?

:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

That was amazingly said

[Norton]

Even reading these posts, makes something ill inside me.


LOVE YOUR BALLS!

[horns666]

Dude, I will NEVER have another kid..BUT I will always have my balls and their juice intact..

It's in the bible for Christ sake...and I'm the devil!

EVERY dude I know that got neuterd..sold their guitars, hot rods, guns and and stuff and drive mini-Vans...this is true...including both my bro-in-laws!!!

I like you..your the goods..but it's the women's job to take care of the plumbing IMO..they can un-tie their tubes like a shoelace..not as easy for us!

Bill Z Ballz

[Norton]

Dude, I will NEVER have another kid..BUT I will always have my balls and their juice intact..

It's in the bible for Christ sake...and I'm the devil!

EVERY dude I know that got neuterd..sold their guitars, hot rods, guns and and stuff and drive mini-Vans...this is true...including both my bro-in-laws!!!

I like you..your the goods..but it's the women's job to take care of the plumbing IMO..they can un-tie their tubes like a shoelace..not as easy for us!

Bill Z Ballz

YEAH!



Real men keep their balls in mint condition

[donf]

EVERY dude I know that got neuterd..sold their guitars, hot rods, guns and and stuff and drive mini-Vans...this is true...including both my bro-in-laws!!!

I like you..your the goods..but it's the women's job to take care of the plumbing IMO..they can un-tie their tubes like a shoelace..not as easy for us!

Bill Z Ballz

Bill, complete opposite for me....:ROTF:picked the guitar back up, bought, like 16 of them , got rid of the station wagon (same category as mini van), and driving my convertible sports cars now.

Hell, i don't, could be mid life crisis too...........:ROTF:

[Norton]

Bill, complete opposite for me....:ROTF:picked the guitar back up, bought, like 16 of them , got rid of the station wagon (same category as mini van), and driving my convertible sports cars now.

Hell, i don't, could be mid life crisis too...........:ROTF:

That's what I tought when I read the first sentence :ROTF:

[donf]

That's what I tought when I read the first sentence :ROTF:

It probably is................ , but The big 'V', knock a huge burden off my shoulders..................and it is great!!