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  • #31
    Originally posted by Norton View Post
    LOVE YOUR BALLS!
    Why do you love his balls? :ROTF:
    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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    • #32
      probably nsfw:

      Fwopping, you know you want to!

      VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

      There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by toejam View Post
        Why do you love his balls? :ROTF:
        I don't love anyone's balls. I guess you read too much gay romance novels
        I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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        • #34
          I only read that stuff on Thursdays... but don't tell anybody.
          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by toejam View Post
            I only read that stuff on Thursdays... but don't tell anybody.

            Oh, I'm gonna tell it to Vince
            I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Norton View Post
              Even reading these posts, makes something ill inside me.


              LOVE YOUR BALLS!
              You know what they say..... once you get a taste of it you'll never go back!!


              :ROTF:
              Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                EVERY dude I know that got neuterd..sold their guitars, hot rods, guns and and stuff and drive mini-Vans...this is true...including both my bro-in-laws!!!
                I still have my guns, my hotrodded Mercury XR150, about 25 guitars, but I do drive a Suburban.
                "POOP"

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by donf View Post
                  Bill, complete opposite for me....:ROTF:picked the guitar back up, bought, like 16 of them , got rid of the station wagon (same category as mini van), and driving my convertible sports cars now.

                  Hell, i don't, could be mid life crisis too...........:ROTF:
                  Same here, except I bought a cycle instead of sports car.
                  "Yes,..that's when they used to shove a red hot spike in your peehole until you screamed "yes, yes, godammit ..you fuggin' dicks..I'm a witch..I am witch..you cocksuckers"" horns666

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                  • #39
                    I had the bonus of a vasectomy when I lost my nut. Now that I am single again it is a killer closing tool. "Baby, I couldn't knock you up if I tried" - it's amazing how horny a chick gets when she knows there is no chance of pregnancy. I wrap it up for safety and let the games begin.
                    Tarbaby Fraser.

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                    • #40
                      Advil!?!?!?!

                      Hell, no!

                      Valium and Vicodin for me if I ever get this done (and maybe a few shots of Jack right before I enter said facility, savvy?)

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                      • #41
                        I'm getting mine done in the next year or two.

                        I know a lot of friends who had the procedure. Said it hurts for a few days then they're fine.

                        I do know a guy who got it done, never got follow up checkups and 4 years later had his 4th kid. Yikes!

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by donf View Post
                          Bill, complete opposite for me....:ROTF:picked the guitar back up, bought, like 16 of them , got rid of the station wagon (same category as mini van), and driving my convertible sports cars now.

                          Hell, i don't, could be mid life crisis too...........:ROTF:

                          Well, bless you..I only shared what I witnessed with TWO of my old best friends ...who's not permitted to hang with me anymore because I'm a bad influence..:ROTF:

                          ..and my two stupid Bro-in laws..but they never had balls in the first place..so.

                          Go Nuts..pun intended!

                          You can still shoot the sherbert after the snip right?

                          I mean that is one of my favorite pass times..

                          Vicodin..Hell, I would need a large shot of Heroin shot directly into my groinal area if I ever had that done!
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #43
                            Oh yeah, you can still spew the goo afterwards. It just won't knock her up, that's all.
                            THIS SPACE FOR RENT

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                            • #44
                              Just an FYI - there are studies showing that men who have the old snip snip are more likely to develop dementia. And from what I've seen - they are less "long-term" successful than a women having the snip - even though surgically it's easier to do it to the man.

                              Personally - I wouldn't ask my husband to do the snip.

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                              • #45
                                I am already demeted, so I'm actually ahead of the game!
                                THIS SPACE FOR RENT

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