"What the fuck is that?" NASCAR

[fett]

should reconsider mics in the helmet.:ROTF: That was great.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[Jack The Riffer]

I missed that. What happened?..Was it when Wally blew up the car doing the drive around?

[fett]

They are going 3 wide on the small turns and driving in the dirt. They just got cramps. Could be an interesting race. These Cars of Tomorrow suck.

[Budman68]

yep, almost did the beer thru the nose trick! :ROTF:

It was Kyle Petty when Matt ran into the side of him..

[fett]

It's worth the fine.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: "We aplogize for race drivers saying what they say when they are racing." Pantywaist pussywhipped TV guys. And what's with this "Debris" shit? Could it be that the COT cars are pieces of shit. This race will run into tomorrow with all the yellow flags. Bullshit.

[CharvelRocker]

That was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

[Firebird V]

Yeah that ws funny. Beer through the nose trick fo sho! Kyle petty is alright in my book. Good for him. Say whatever the fuck is on your mind. I like that.

[fett]

I got so fucking bored, I turned the race off with 40 laps to go. Who won? As if I cared.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[yard dawg]

Jaun Pablo won. What was funny was Kyle was praying during the warm up laps and then I guess he lost his religion when he got crashed into.

[fett]

Kyle could make a good annoucer. He sure can't race worth a damn.:ROTF:

[Tetsuo]

Jaun Pablo won. What was funny was Kyle was praying during the warm up laps and then I guess he lost his religion when he got crashed into.

As Brother Justin said in Carnival

"Swearing doesn't offend god it only offends civilized people and they donate a lot to the church"

[hippietim]

I got so fucking bored, I turned the race off with 40 laps to go. Who won? As if I cared.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

Yeah, there isn't a lot of mysteries in NASCAR.

Announcer 1: So what do you anticipate we'll see this lap?
Announcer 2: Well, I'm thinking this time they'll turn left after the straight away and then straighten up for the other straight away and then turn left again. Who knows what'll happen next!
Announcer 1: Yeah, let's not get ahead of ourselves, that next lap will be a real nail biter.

[Budman68]

Yeah, there isn't a lot of mysteries in NASCAR.

Announcer 1: So what do you anticipate we'll see this lap?
Announcer 2: Well, I'm thinking this time they'll turn left after the straight away and then straighten up for the other straight away and then turn left again. Who knows what'll happen next!
Announcer 1: Yeah, let's not get ahead of ourselves, that next lap will be a real nail biter.

lol! I love it when the old "turn left" joke comes up, especially after it was a road course - :ROTF:

[Hotrod]

lol! I love it when the old "turn left" joke comes up, especially after it was a road course - :ROTF:

Yeah, and you could also have the same "announcer fun" with a lot of other sports.
Baseball for example.
Announcer 1: So what do you anticipate we'll see this inning?
Announcer 2: Well, I'm thinking this time they'll try to hit the ball and run around the bases, like last time. Who knows what'll happen next!
Announcer 1: Yeah, let's not get ahead of ourselves, that next inning will be a real nail biter.

Just using the basic premise of just about any sport and putting it in those terms (generally someone who just doesn't like it) will make it look boring.

[SEEGERMANY]

lol! I love it when the old "turn left" joke comes up, especially after it was a road course - :ROTF:

Ouch!