Wife's sister smashes up our Mazda.

[npacheco]

Well, there's only one thing that can be done to rectify the situation. The wife (and sister) must agree to a threesome now!! :ROTF:

If "sis" tore it up, then she should pay for all damages and that should include weekly blowjobs.

Both fine pieces of advice right here

Let us know what becomes of this *ahem* situation. :ROTF:

[NextInLine]

If "sis" tore it up, then she should pay for all damages and that should include weekly blowjobs.

In Turkey there's a saying

"Baldiz (wife's sister) is sweeter than honey!" :ROTF:

[skorb]

Not to depress you further, but does your insurance policy cover you wife's sister driving?

in the States, insurance follows the vehicle, not the driver. doesn't matter who drove as long as the insured gave permission.

[shreddermon]

Tell the sis she has to pay your deductible.

[emperor_black]

I'd give them both a slap if I was you and not in a way they might like either!

I think women are just bad drivers! My wife has scratched the front bumper of my Mercedes TWICE! ...and broke a turn-signal lamp. Yet, I give it to her when she throws me the pitiful question with a pitiful look "Do I have to take the Honda today"?

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

sounds like you are entitled to some rear ending yourself

[Cleveland Metal]

in the States, insurance follows the vehicle, not the driver. doesn't matter who drove as long as the insured gave permission.

Well, that really isn't the case nowdays. 20 years ago, yeah.. But not now.

[zeegler]

The insurance is taking care of everything. No deductable. Nothing. Too bad the car will never be the same. I'm surprised they didn't total it.