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[Rsmacker]

You like being beaten by a fat bloke with a cane?
Takes all sorts don't it.
I must say I do quite like the Domme look, it's the pain I'd run screaming like a girl from.

Not if you were tied nice and tightly and gagged you wouldn't. And no, not fat blokes with cane, usually fat chicks with canes! Prefer dealing it out, but you know, it's only fair to be able to take a bit too, shows you know how much the fucking things hurt and will think before you slice someone open.

I wanna Sjambok!

[442w30]

Not if you were tied nice and tightly and gagged you wouldn't. And no, not fat blokes with cane, usually fat chicks with canes! Prefer dealing it out, but you know, it's only fair to be able to take a bit too, shows you know how much the fucking things hurt and will think before you slice someone open.

I wanna Sjambok!

Is there a TMI emoticon?

[slayer32390]

Is there a TMI emoticon?

I think any of these would suffice. Or even

[shobet]

Seconded, can we have pics of some bird from Slough with a pair of nice red bum cheeks.

I should have suspected after seeing your handle on here...

[Rsmacker]

Now THAT I can deliver!



Well, I would, but I fear it would be against some rules and regs here and I might get mod-spanked. That wouldn't give me wood.

Incidentally what the hell does TMI stand for????

[marcus]

TMI- too much information

[fett]

i was just asking... nevermind.

Well, good luck on him posting again. This ragging on Noobs has got to stop. I thought we were a class joint. I'll give you a "for instance". There was a new member awhile back with the name, "fetty". All you dinks did was connect him with me. He didn't stand a chance to establish himself. 4 posts and out. That's a fine way to garner new members.

[kelly user]

Well, good luck on him posting again. This ragging on Noobs has got to stop. I thought we were a class joint. I'll give you a "for instance". There was a new member awhile back with the name, "fetty". All you dinks did was connect him with me. He didn't stand a chance to establish himself. 4 posts and out. That's a fine way to garner new members.

when i came, VitaG and Ronny boy(still do) harassed the crap out of me, everyone said to get thicker skin.

[442w30]

Am I just now making the conneciton?:
RSMACKER= Arse Smacker

Just askin, no judgement here. As long as all are willing parties etc, etc....

[Rsmacker]

Am I just now making the conneciton?:
RSMACKER= Arse Smacker

Just askin, no judgement here. As long as all are willing parties etc, etc....

Dear God, I have been here aaaaaaaaages, and you've only just realised!!!!:ROTF: Well, s'pose you get excused because you would say "ass smacker", thought why anyone would beat an innocent donkey is beyond me (unless they are Spanish of course).

Bottoms up!

[GodOfRhythm]

Am I just now making the conneciton?:
RSMACKER= Arse Smacker

Just askin, no judgement here. As long as all are willing parties etc, etc....

OMG! You are right.....I never realized that before!

[Spivonious]

I never realized that either. I guess you have to say it out loud.

[slayer32390]

I never noticed either! I always thought it was initials like R. S. Smacker or something.

[Rsmacker]

So now I'm outed! Oh no, I'm so ashamed, please don't judge me, I only want to be accepted! You don't hate me do you? I couldn't face it if you did......

Yeeeeeah, right! :ROTF:


Mr R. Smacker - graduate of the University of Perversity. Proudly doing Frank Bough impressions and turning arses scarlet since.....oooh, a long time ago, and bloody proud of it too!

[442w30]

Dear God, I have been here aaaaaaaaages, and you've only just realised!!!!:ROTF: Well, s'pose you get excused because you would say "ass smacker", thought why anyone would beat an innocent donkey is beyond me (unless they are Spanish of course).

Bottoms up!

Yep, I am am a slomofo. Too funny. Enjoy