Celebrity crushes - what's yours?

[Horse Called War]

Halle Berry for me , she gets finer with age. I remember getting a little boner watching I dream of Jeanie back in the day. Barbara Eden had some big titties.

[Horse Called War]

I don't mind a vag with some personality, but it has to be clean. As long as the junk isn't too big, like flapping in the wind big, it's all good.

And I know what you're saying GOR. I've been with some skinny chicks who had gaping sloppy caverns, and some (ahem) "curvier" girls who were very neat and tidy down below.

I like to be a Equal Employment Opportunist and give all the vaginas a shot. They gotta have a pretty face though .A lot if the "curvier" girls know who to polish the bishop too , if you know what I mean!!

[Thwap]

Keira Knightly is hot but I just read an interview in some rag that I found at the airport where she mentions that she has a "very strong, musky natural odor".

She can be as hot as they come, but if she smells like a wet dog down under, I'll pass

I'm just wondering what the question was that brought this up.

Kiera can you give your fans a run down on....

1. What's your next movie?
2. Who you're dating
and
3. What does your pussy smell like?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[horns666]

I was never picky when it came to the cooch..especially when I was young...but I learned some things.

I once got ringworm from a girl with a wooden leg..

I had no clue she had a fake leg until she encouraged me to go over her place..I realy didn't want to..but I was high.

I was 18 and fully engorged in mount postion when she revealed the prosthetics..I didn't know what to do..I panicked..So, I closed my eyes ..went to a happy place..shot my goo on her fake leg and told her I had to go home..

Then that fish-girl with the huge grassy knoll gave me crabs..I even had one in my mustache..that broke my heart..so I told her mom...her vag looked like a fried bologna sandwich. That's when I discovered ass eatin'..because her ass looked much nicer than her cooch!

I married my wife for her tucked-in, vagina with hymen intact..she had a C section with our kid..so It still looks prestine!

I'd still go with the Olsen twins..on their 18th birthday!

I like share many tales of yore..what's a yore?...Yore Momma?

[pott]

I'm seriously scared.

I thought this thread was for pictures, not for description of vaginas post more pics!

[shobet]

Pictures of vaginas gets my vote!

[GodOfRhythm]

[Hellraiser6502]

Pictures of vaginas gets my vote!

Oh yeah, How about THIS one....look at them meat curtains!

...and nothin' like a chick rootin' around down there...pure class I tell ya!


Me thinks ONLY the Pope hasn't seen that one.

[RacerX]

"rootin' around"

[YetAnotherOne]

Oh yeah, How about THIS one....look at them meat curtains!

...and nothin' like a chick rootin' around down there...pure class I tell ya!

Me thinks ONLY the Pope hasn't seen that one.

Yeah but given that she has a gazillion dollars you guys all know you'd hit it given the opportunity.

[Hellraiser6502]

Yeah but given that she has a gazillion dollars you guys all know you'd hit it given the opportunity.

Yeah, there IS that but then again if you did marry her, there's always plenty of hookers who have a ton less miles on them to turn to for some 'fresh' tail.

[Timmy_page]

Molly Ringwald (Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles) But back in the 80's, not now.

And Emma Watson (Hermione in the Harry potter films) She'sonly 17, so would be illegal in the States (I think). The one reason I prefer it here in the U.K.

[Big D]

[horns666]

Oh my..who in the fuck is that??!!

Are those real..they look like it.

[RacerX]

Duh Bill, just right click the pic --> Properties

In that first pic she looks kinda like a scary alien/demon...don't know if I should drop trou or beat feet!