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Adriana Lima, Bill...
Hottest chick on earth for sure, even without the make-up she's actually doable!
Hottest chick on earth for sure, even without the make-up she's actually doable!
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I would have to jerk twice off before I even touch that..to take the edge off.Originally posted by GodOfRhythm View Post
Then I would do things to that you wouldn't do to a farm animal...that would prolly take a week or so..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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ShakiraMr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.Comment
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Originally posted by horns666 View PostI would have to jerk twice off before I even touch that..to take the edge off.
Then I would do things to that you wouldn't do to a farm animal...that would prolly take a week or so..
We've got the same taste in women and nasty shit, Bill! Great minds think alike.
You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.Comment
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Emily Procter from CSI: Miami.MakeAJazzNoiseHere: You kidding me? I'd suck her fartbox dry in a heartbeat. 9/29/2011 quote about Megan FoxComment
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You are now OFFICIALLY my hero. Love that comment about bologna sandwich (was it Sam Kinison who said Dr Ruth had a pussy that looked like a grilled cheese sandwich?).Originally posted by horns666 View Post
Personally I'd like to stick my finger up Dawn French's bum, because I dare say she has a twat that looks like a rip in a bus seat. I'm sure she'd be up for some cornhole capers......
Ahem, my list would have to include (and sorry, no links, just Google 'em you lazy bastards):
Abi Titmus (she will be mine, oh yes. She's been every fucker else's)
Elizabeth Shue (Started back in the 80s, I had something that very definitely needed waxing. Then "Adventures in Babysitting", ah yes, yes indeed....)
Keyra Augustina (cheers to the person earlier who reminded me how much I would love to get my mitts on her sweet cheeks)
Jennifer Birmingham (from "Turn my Motorbike into a Pimp" or something. Apparently she's some kind of lingerie cheerleader - that's all I need to know)
Christina Applegate (Please be as dumb as Kelly)
Plenty more, or are we only talking about ones that have issued restraining orders against me?So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her backComment
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every pretty girl on the planetYou can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...Comment
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They have to be pretty? Jeez, you pervert! I wish I was so picky!!So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her backComment
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How could I forget her?
She has a nice pair of...bo...er....guitars
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Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
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Hell no, in fact noooooo please nooo. Thinking of PH gives me nausea. Everyone has a price but Paris ain't got enough bank for me.Originally posted by YetAnotherOne View PostYeah but given that she has a gazillion dollars you guys all know you'd hit it given the opportunity.
Adriana Lima - Hell yeah! Thank you GOR!
I also have weird crushes on Heather Graham, Denise Richards and Helen Hunt :ROTF:I feel festive all year round. Deal with it.Comment
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I personally think Paris Hilton is ugly. And holy shit is she unatractive.Comment
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I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
...I would glaze everyone mentioned here so far, except for Brad Pitt and Paris Hilton..If I had to make that choice..Brad might be in trouble!
I'd rather do Anna Nicole Smith..post mortem. I can't stand that skank. I'd get her in the balloon knot I think..just for G.P. !
South Park did Paris justice in that "Stupid Spoiled Whore" episode..that's exactly how I see her..a must see for anyone who missed that one!
I'm not that desperate nor edgy these days..20 ago..sure..I did much worse!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Now there's a quote you don't see every day! (Wipes coffee of off desktop)Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
I'll never see the Vicar Of Dibley in the same way again...
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Paris Hilton is a life support system for a cunt. Wow, what an ugly thing to say Tommy, I apologize, but she does look like a rat to me.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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