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Hbd!
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It will be when I get out of this damn cubicle
EAOS: 28JUN09
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HBD. 26 the perfect age.Comment
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Happy Birthday man!!
May your PP slap 1000 Titties!!
Have a great day!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Well, only 2 titties so far bro...... but the night is young, and plenty of booze left!!!!!!!EAOS: 28JUN09
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No doubt ... the age at which you can be perfectly comfortable banging college chicks ... and their mothers. Double bonus if you get the 2-fer.Originally posted by Megadeth79 View Post
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!Comment
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I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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Derek Petty Officer's Warning (My take on surgeon general, get it!!!): You should not consume rot-gut whiskey if you have to work the next day. Doing so may result in telling bosses to "Fuck Off", "Eat a Douch Baguette", "Shut Your Cum Trap" or "Play LTD Guitars". I'm off to finish my $15.00 handle of whiskey. Tomorrow, the Jager and Samuel Smith will run like water.EAOS: 28JUN09
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Happy Birthday Derek, sorry I'm late, give me a shout later if you want i'm home now and here the rest of the day. Hope you had a ridiculous birthday in a great way of course.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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