quick post office question

[wilkinsi]

i'm at work, so i can't chase this til monday. collection office closed as i arrived. they were on strike yesterday. i couldn't pick up a parcel and was told i could chase it today. slept in. should i a) turn up at the collection office monday and hope it's still there, b) phone them monday to have it sent to a post office. or would the parcel now be sent back to the sender (hope not). excuse the twunty thread, but i had a horrific day yesterday and my brain isn't working.

[Rsmacker]

Phone them up, put on a dodgy Asian accent, tell them it's very important that parcel is delivered to you pdq, but that they must not, under any circumstances, drop it, kick it or shake it. And if it starts ticking, not to worry, take it to the airport, you'll collect it there. After Friday prayers.

I'm sure someone will be at your door in no time*








*Possibly not Royal Mail, maybe a trigger happy SWAT team.

[shobet]

LOL @bumbruiser

I think they keep the parcel there for a couple of days or more before they return to sender. You wouldn't be in this pickle if you hadn't slept in you lazy monkey!

[Rsmacker]

Yeah, get out of your wankpit at a reasonable hour! Wear boxing gloves, then you'll get a decent night's kip.

Let's hope you get to it before they flog your parcel off on E-bay, like they did with that bloke's vintage bagpipes.......!

[fett]

that bloke's vintage bagpipes.......!

Yum 'pipes. I am going to get a set of those. Not to change the subject. But, you just reminded me.

[shobet]

Pipes, going to have a high colonic uncle fettster?

[RacerX]

wankpit

[fett]

If I can play the recorder, I can play bagpipes. I think

[shobet]

Pan's pink piccolo of passion? Can you get your lips around one of those old boy!

As for recorders I now have a picture of you in a school dress, white socks, and pig tails, puffing away on a recorder in my head. Thanks very much, there goes any chance of any personal abuse tonight...

Well maybe not.

[wilkinsi]

I didn't know monkeys wank

[fett]

I will have bagpipes. You Brits find me a good one.

[shobet]

The Benobo chimps are utter deviants, they wank, bugger, gay off and fuck around with all sorts of other depraved behaviour.

They are my kind of simian! Can't write Shakespearean sonnets though...

[wilkinsi]

I'm gonna be sick. Everyone's fixated on monkey brains and dickcheese..

[shobet]

Shouldn't you be out kicking children or something?
You live in Nottingham after all!

I spent a year in Bobbersmill drunk and mostly off my face on other things, oh happy days...

[wilkinsi]

Shouldn't you be out kicking children or something?
You live in Nottingham after all!

I spent a year in Bobbersmill drunk and mostly off my face on other things, oh happy days...

WTF did you get that from?!