You are under "Cardiac" arrest. It has to be 3 slices of toasted white bread; tons of mayo; 6 slices of bacon (maybe 8); a whole sliced tomato and about a pound of lettuce. Damn, I'm making me hungry.
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Didn't Elvis use to eat some preposterously large sandwiches, something like 40,000 calories or something.
If so it's no wonder he died on the khazi trying so hard to squeeze a massive concrete turd out of his fat arse thus causing him to have a moment and expire with his big ol' gold belt around his ankles.
The booze seems to be working...Fwopping, you know you want to!
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Originally posted by fett View PostYou are under "Cardiac" arrest. It has to be 3 slices of toasted white bread; tons of mayo; 6 slices of bacon (maybe 8); a whole sliced tomato and about a pound of lettuce. Damn, I'm making me hungry.
That's a BLT..go with the 8 slices. A greasy spoon diner took good care of me every morning. I got really spoiled with french toast and BLTs..they always put pickles on the BLT..now I always make 'em with pickles.
Yeah, this thread is starting to get me hungry...
Oh, a great 1/2 lb lb bar burger always kicks my ass...I had a one pounder once..that was perfect!
Never tried that 5 pounder tho..nobody has 'em here, I don't think. I prolly could eat the whole thing thru the day!!!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Originally posted by shobet View PostYou'd hear the clang as you dropped a turd following that from here!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Originally posted by shobet View PostEvery time I read the title of this thread I see "List every snatch you've ever eaten..."
Then Jimmy B will show up like he always does when I announce those thoughts!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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If it tastes like tuna you should take a wet-wipe with you so you can clean up a bit before you eat.Fwopping, you know you want to!
VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!
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