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  • #16
    You are under "Cardiac" arrest. It has to be 3 slices of toasted white bread; tons of mayo; 6 slices of bacon (maybe 8); a whole sliced tomato and about a pound of lettuce. Damn, I'm making me hungry.
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    • #17
      I'll go with my most memorable 'club' sandwich, from a place in town....

      It's called 'Daddy's Hobby' and it's a footlong sandwich, with chicken curry, banana, raisins and coconutpower.....definitly a unique experience...
      You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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      • #18
        Didn't Elvis use to eat some preposterously large sandwiches, something like 40,000 calories or something.

        If so it's no wonder he died on the khazi trying so hard to squeeze a massive concrete turd out of his fat arse thus causing him to have a moment and expire with his big ol' gold belt around his ankles.

        The booze seems to be working...
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        • #19
          Elvis did fried bananas and peanut butter sammies. But, I don't think that's what killed him. The bloody Beatles is what killed him.
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          • #20
            Did he eat the Beatles?
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            • #21
              +1 for Head Cheese. Also like sliced Souse(sp?).

              I picture it like pickled pigs feet on a sandwich. At least that's what it reminds me of. I love groosing out the kiddies with my eating habits (spiders anyone LOL!).

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              • #22
                Originally posted by fett View Post
                You are under "Cardiac" arrest. It has to be 3 slices of toasted white bread; tons of mayo; 6 slices of bacon (maybe 8); a whole sliced tomato and about a pound of lettuce. Damn, I'm making me hungry.

                That's a BLT..go with the 8 slices. A greasy spoon diner took good care of me every morning. I got really spoiled with french toast and BLTs..they always put pickles on the BLT..now I always make 'em with pickles.

                Yeah, this thread is starting to get me hungry...

                Oh, a great 1/2 lb lb bar burger always kicks my ass...I had a one pounder once..that was perfect!

                Never tried that 5 pounder tho..nobody has 'em here, I don't think. I prolly could eat the whole thing thru the day!!!
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                • #23
                  You'd hear the clang as you dropped a turd following that from here!
                  Fwopping, you know you want to!

                  VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by shobet View Post
                    You'd hear the clang as you dropped a turd following that from here!
                    Yeah, that the best part...in fact, that's a good idea!
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #25
                      Subway, my ass. If you are going to make the sandwich that will kill you go for it.:ROTF:
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                      • #26
                        Every time I read the title of this thread I see "List every snatch you've ever eaten..."
                        Fwopping, you know you want to!

                        VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

                        There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by shobet View Post
                          Every time I read the title of this thread I see "List every snatch you've ever eaten..."
                          Don't get me started..I'll be Ffwop Ffwop Ffwop..Ffwoppin' my ass off!

                          Then Jimmy B will show up like he always does when I announce those thoughts!
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #28
                            You're my kind of perv!

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                            VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

                            There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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                            • #29
                              I haven't heard a kind word about tuna.
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                              • #30
                                If it tastes like tuna you should take a wet-wipe with you so you can clean up a bit before you eat.
                                Fwopping, you know you want to!

                                VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

                                There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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