A 12 year old girl just crashed

[fett]

her bicycle in my front yard. They race around here and run laps around the block. Some fuckhead boy cut her off and she ended up in my bushes. I helped her out of my bushes, but she knocked over my fucking life size owl. Did fett raise his Viking god-like voice? You bet your oars I did. One of these days, a kid is going to be hit by a car. And that will not be a pretty scene.

[lerxstcat]

She will probably swear that the owl jumped in front of her and her parents will sue you for your unruly owl! "Who" did it think it was, anyway?

[fett]

Nah, these kids know I mean business. The boy even admitted what he did. It's a 10 pound owl. Thank God, she didn't hit her air for brains head on it.

[RacerX]

Did you yell in an old man's voice "You kids get offa my laaaawn!"

[fett]

Nope. I yelled enough to keep them on their side. And way away from me. I hope.

[Jack The Riffer]

You shoulda showed them the bear that wandered into your yard that you ripped the skin right off of with your bare hands. That'll teach em. :ROTF:

[OnlineStageGear]

JCF = Fett Blog

[DonP]

12 will get you 20 (or more LOL!).

Fett, if these underage kids keep crashing at you house, do what Nancy Reagan does, "Just say NO" LOL!

[Norton]

One solution to keep them away. Spiked fence

[Rsmacker]

You know that they think you are some kind of villain out of a Harry Potter film, don't you? One of them is boasting at this very moment:
"Yeah, and I knocked his fucking owl over. Ha"


Tell them to go and play Evel Knievel up the other end of the road, donate a sheet of ply and tell them that if they build the ramp high enough, they really will fly. Really.
I predict some minor disturbance by ambulance sirens, then peace and quiet for 6 weeks, and no more kids on pushbikes.

[Stinkbug]

You shoulda showed them the bear that wandered into your yard that you ripped the skin right off of with your bare hands. That'll teach em. :ROTF:

Heck, you should have worn the bear skin rug and come running out side throwing cooked spaghetti everywhere muttering random things about how clouds make you angry. On second thought that might not be the best approach...

[Freehill]

Heck, you should have worn the bear skin rug and come running out side throwing cooked spaghetti everywhere muttering random things about how clouds make you angry. On second thought that might not be the best approach...

Don't forget the horned helm. That would rule.

[Cleveland Metal]

"and then the bad man made me touch his owl mommie...."

Ruh roh...

[Harry Krisna]

Heck, you should have worn the bear skin rug and come running out side throwing cooked spaghetti everywhere muttering random things about how clouds make you angry. On second thought that might not be the best approach...

now that WOULD be fucking funny!!!!