Is the Bong half empty or half full?

[Harry Krisna]

WOW! first thing in the AM and i read this?!?WTF!



I need a bong now.....

[Endrik]

should I eat pineapple... some say it makes the goo taste better

[Firebird V]

Slugfest. eeek.

[Firebird V]

WOW! first thing in the AM and i read this?!?WTF!

+1 Exactly!

[Endrik]

I bet the fuck would be nice and smooth if the slug would be between the pud and box

[horns666]

Hey now, you are just waking up, the day is just starting for you. i was doin' this all night, I'm hittin' the sack after this...

This is exactly the shit I wanna see when I'm drinkin' a cup o' Joe..

This is life as we don't know it. As we speak ther are millions of slugs that have perfected the art of doin' the nasty...and engaged in this activity as we speak.

What else are you going to look at while eatin' your breakfast cereal..the news..what news. It's the same shit everyday..someone's missing, gas prices, iraq, health care blah blah blah..important but boring!

So, that's where I come in. I bring the world to you, through my eyes. Where nothing is serious, even if it is, and talk about shootin' goo. Tell me, what is more gratifying than shooting goo. It's all about the goo. No matter if your married, single, succesful, or broke as fuck. The bottom line is, it's all about shooting goo...period!

Al Gore is way off... If anything is fuggin' up the ozone, causing Global Warming..it's all the goo. Think about it. The average male shoots his goo 3 times a week. Times that by the entire male population and that equals alot of goo. Then think of all the other creatures on the globe doing the same exact thing..from insects, mammals, reptiles, and sea life that are shooting goo.where is all it goin'????

NOBODY even thought of that until right now..NEVER..in the history of mankind..but I just did..right here on the JCF!!!!

think about it!!!

Now, you see what I'm saying..

Bill Z Bub

[atomic charvel guy]

you fukk whatever you want Bill, but I won't be smoking out of that Bong anymore, that will be yours to keep-lol
smoking while getting smoked while watching sports is prety much what happens around 5:30 p.m. here when the Rocket gets home, it's really cool, the Yankee game is usually into the 6th or 7th inning by then and the process keeps me calm when things are not going right for the yanks.
C'mon Billy , just say you're coming out here to do some "missionary" work, my youth xanax league needs more coaches anyway-lol

[horns666]

..I love ya Tommy. I can't, homelife is a bit unstable at this time..

That's why I would LOVE to leave here..

I elaborated on that stuff at my home..here.

But, you and E must call me..I must speak with my Estonian, brutha from anutha mutha , and you..that would be very cool!

[nsubulysses]

Wish I still had a bong. Cops made us smash it because of a noise complaint during band practice. No one answered the door (because we were playing so of course we didn't hear them knocking) so they came in. Is that weird?

The bong was totally empty then.

[horns666]

Wish I still had a bong. Cops made us smash it because of a noise complaint during band practice. No one answered the door (because we were playing so of course we didn't hear them knocking) so they came in. Is that weird?

The bong was totally empty then.

Um, not really..their not supposed to..but that didn't stop me either. Yeah since it was just a noise thing and they did go in the way they did..and they saw it in plain view..ummm..smashing it is what most cops would do, that I've worked with..ummm..like it was never there..so they can leave with a clearer conscience I guess..

Now, imagine if that was in a car or if the compaint was more important..that wouldn't be good.

I never hassled anyone for weed..fuck that..we were much too busy with crazy shit. Besises, I personally never gave a fuck..but some cops see that differently.

Hint..put the bong behind an amp when not in use.

[atomic charvel guy]

offer the cops a hit, used to work back home in new York.

[Cleveland Metal]

Seems as a kid it was the same way here. Probably get ya a quick VSDL these days... I can say that stuff is not so popular with the local LE in current times, hehe... Times are a changin...

[atomic charvel guy]

unless you're a payin'-lol

[nsubulysses]

Um, not really..their not supposed to..but that didn't stop me either. Yeah since it was just a noise thing and they did go in the way they did..and they saw it in plain view..ummm..smashing it is what most cops would do, that I've worked with..ummm..like it was never there..so they can leave with a clearer conscience I guess..

Now, imagine if that was in a car or if the compaint was more important..that wouldn't be good.

I never hassled anyone for weed..fuck that..we were much too busy with crazy shit. Besises, I personally never gave a fuck..but some cops see that differently.

Hint..put the bong behind an amp when not in use.

Well, we were playing in my bedroom and the bong was in the living room, so they obviously came in, looked all around the place first, then came to my room. Kind of shady, but they didn't want to do paper work so they made us smash it. Better than a massive fine.

Luckily it was just a bong my boss gave me because she has too many smoking devices and wanted to get rid of some!

[atomic charvel guy]

let's thank heaven you didn't have an ounce or two of smack in the living room-lol