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An engineer and a mathemetician are standing on one side of a road. A gorgeous naked woman is standing on the other side. She says to them, "If you get across the road, then you can do whatever you want with me. There's just one rule: you must cross half the road, then half the remaining distance, then half the remaining distance, etc." The mathemetician begins to cry. The engineer asks him what's wrong. The mathemetician tells him, "We'll never be able to cross this road. It's impossible." The engineer smiles and says, "No, but we'll be close enough."
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As an engineer, I can assure you that gorgeous naked woman often offer such things...it has almost become mundane...Comment
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As a former engineer I can assure you that 99.9999% of all engineers have no idea what a gorgeous naked woman might look like ... the remainder are themselves gorgeous women who are occasionally naked.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!Comment
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A quantum physicist would realize that if he travels far enough down the asymptote towards the woman, the non-deterministic uncertainty principle would teleport him to her snatch._________________________________________________
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