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    Happy Birthday Joe and your moobs
    "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

    "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

  • #2
    You're gonna get banned
    I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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    • #3
      Oh, It's Joes Birthday!!!

      Happy fuggin' Birthday you fuck!

      May you dickslap 1000 tits, or at least 1 tit...or teet or you will!

      Do not dickslap a moob..not even if it's you own!!

      Happy a great day Joseppi

      I give you the gift of ballz..

      Bill Z Ballz
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #4
        what happens if you dickslap the moobs?
        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Endrik View Post
          what happens if you dickslap the moobs?
          If you can dickslap your own moob..either you got a long dick or a long moob..or you're just pretty flexable..
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #6
            what if the nipple gets stuck in the goo hole
            "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

            "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Endrik View Post
              what if the nipple gets stuck in the goo hole
              Hmmm that is a very good question E..

              I sure it's been done before..weirder things has happened..I've done some of them.

              But not of my birthday which is good.
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #8
                Happy Birthday Joe!!!
                Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                • #9
                  My 35-year-old moobs offer many thanks!
                  I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                  • #10
                    Strat God Music
                    http://www.esnips.com/web/Strat-God-Music/?flush=1

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                    • #11
                      Hope you have a great one bro!

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                      • #12
                        Thanks. Off to work in a few. I primarily work from home, but I've gotta go out today, got about an hour ride. Oh well, it should be a nice easy day anyway.
                        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                          what if the nipple gets stuck in the goo hole
                          it'll be like trying to stop a sneeze with one finger.


                          35, eh Joe? 'bout time you got here!
                          Hail yesterday

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                          • #14
                            HBD Joe.

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                            • #15
                              Hbd!

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