My New Stock Ebay Letter - 1 Buyer Upset

[Trypp Powell]

Below is my stock letter I am now using on Ebay when someone buys something I'm selling:

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Thanks for paying so promptly. Unfortunately, I also had the item on consignment at a local shop and it has sold there as well. I would refund your money immediately, but as I am selling stuff to get back on my feet financially, I really don't have the funds available (I had to pay a bill with it). I can contact you back in a few weeks, and if I get a job sometime soon, I may be able to pay you at least some of your money back. Thanks for your understanding in this matter.


















Just kidding. Your item has shipped and here is the tracking number. Have a nice day and please remember to leave feedback.

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So far, only one person has been pissed about this.

[YetAnotherOne]

Probably didn't make it all the way through.

[rjohnstone]

That's cold.
Funny as hell, but cold.

[fett]

I hope this is a joke.

[RacerX]

Unfortunately, that is how a lot of sellers actually operate!

[MikeStrat]

Unfortunately, that is how a lot of sellers actually operate!

This is exactly why I limit my wife to $25 or under on ebay purchases. Way too many shitheads out there!

[Axewielder]

Most people have a poor sense of humor when it comes to having their money taken away. A shame, really.

[followthereaper]

If I got that from a seller, I'd laugh afterwards. Too many sourpuss bastards out there.

[MikeStrat]

If I got that from a seller, I'd laugh afterwards. Too many sourpuss bastards out there.

Are we in a hostile mood today? I'm sure you wouldn't be laughing your ass off if a seller walked with your money.