Hallowed Be Thy Name...

[Shawn Lutz]

But the original kicks more ass..... I prefer to hear Bruce Dickinson sing it myself but hey.... I'm getting old

same here...didnt make it all the way though ths version

[toejam]

I can do without the singing, Bruce simply smokes Mr. Filth. Most of the rest of the song was ok. I actually like this this one by Iced Earth a little better again, the singing just cannot keep up with Bruce.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk-CoCmeReM

I've always liked Iced Earth, but for some reason have never cared for their version of that song all that much. It just sounds bland. I like the COF version much better, even if with Dani's vocals.

[toejam]

But the original kicks more ass..... I prefer to hear Bruce Dickinson sing it myself but hey.... I'm getting old

I'm 35, and I find myself listening to heavier and heavier music as I get older. The depravity is setting in!

[Sanctuary]

The Solitude Aeturnus cover is the best...off "A Call to Irons".

[AdRock]

If that would have been an instrumental I would have liked it, sorta. But the vocals really kill it for me. I got through about 1 verse before shuting it off.

The original will always be the best version.

[Rsmacker]

I'm not going to debase myself by listening to it. COF are a prime example of the victory of Image over Talent. They are the biggest pile of shit I've heard for a long time.
Q : Let's face it, what does anyone remember about COF? What are they famous for, what is their defining moment?

A : Yep, the "Jesus is a cunt" T-shirt. What a musical legacy. They should be drowned in a bucket.

[RacerX]

I never heard of that.

[Sanctuary]

A : Yep, the "Jesus is a cunt" T-shirt. What a musical legacy. They should be drowned in a bucket.

W0rd.

[shobet]

I managed to get through about a third of that before I had to clear my throat. That was awful.
Apparently I was at the same school as one of the CoF (or is it cough) dancers. If she'd have dressed like that in school I think I might have noticed her!

[Sanctuary]

If she'd have dressed like that in school I think I might have noticed her!

You knew Danni Filth? :ROTF:

[shobet]

Nope the bird that's banging Adrian Erlandsson - Morrigan Hel

They seem to have a band... No laughing now, I think they are serious!

[Rsmacker]

I never heard of that.

They came to prominence, about 10 years ago, after some bloke was arrested in the street and charged when a policeman spotted him wearing a t-shirt that said "Jesus is a cunt" on the back, with a pic of a nun masturbating on the front. The papers had kittens about it, especially this "ultra-heavy Satanist" band that were peddling such blasphemous stuff on the British public, plumbing the depths, they were apparently the most evil thing, the greatest threat to Western civilisation since the Sex Pistols. And they used the word "cunt". Great!

Well, being the kind of lad who revels in upsetting people, and being a huge Venom fan, I considered the chances were that this lot were going to be right up my strasse, so eagerly awaited the opportunity to actually hear the music (for all the fuss, no-one actually confessed to hearing any product). It was obviously going to be the dog's bollocks, I was sooooo looking forward to it..........

Then I heard it, and realised:

a. They had keyboards. Fucking keyboards? Excuse me? And not just the odd bit either, they sounded like the Human fucking League.
b. Their singer was called Danni or Danii or something (Jack & Danny = fanny?) Now I can live with LA hair bands having singers with girls names, because after all, they are pretty boys, and the girls love it. But this supposedly mega-heavy Band of Doom? Erm, no thanks.
c. They wore make-up. And not your King Diamond stuff either, they looked like the fucking Cure.......
d. Which led me conclude they were probably public schoolboys and/or art students.

Their worst crime, the hanging offence though, is that their music is SHIT. It is just drivel, and the continued wetting of panties about them really pisses me off, there are plenty of better bands more deserving of the attention COF get, but they haven't used the word Cunt on their shirts. The sooner they sink without trace the better, but students and little kids wanting to shock Mummy with a spot of blasphemy love them, so they keep re-appearing, like that floater you did at your girlfriend's Mum's house that just won't flush away.

I really don't like them. Can you tell?

[Rsmacker]

Oh, and another thing!
They are beloved by posers at Fetish clubs. And one thing I hate is fucking posers, especially at Fetish clubs. When I go, I go to PLAY, not pose (my arse is a pretty picture this morning, went to Arousal last night!! Got a wraparound from a flogger though, that made me leap, I can tell you.....!)

[shobet]

My other half has something to say about your little wrap around and Cradle of Poo.

"Wrapping a freaking flogger - mind you A FLOGGER, not a single tail or a bullwhip, nope A FLOGGER - is about as much a crime as that rubbish Craddle of Filth sells as "music" and shows about as much skill as CoF shows in their shows and their subtle approach to makeup. Even if fat Robert never managed to get his lipstick inside the lipline (mind you Courtney 'professional widow' Love also never managed that skill, or probably it smeared when she was wrapping her lips around some STD ridden dick), but at least the Cure managed to have some tunes. CoF is sheer talentless shock value, as for them being public school boys, oh come on, any halfway decent public school would have managed to teach Danny how to speak and not just grunt....

If you can't tell, I had the questionable honor of interviewing them and their BO puts the Leningrad Cowboys to shame, that takes some doing..."

That's my girl! I've sent her back to the cooker now, so that probably means I'll pay later!

[emperor_black]

Rsmacker, you can say whatever you want about CoF, but like the saying goes..."to each his own". A band you love, there might be someone posting in some forum why he/she hates it. ...and trying to prove why that band needs to be condemned by everyone! If you dont like the channel, change it. Dont make a big hoopla about why it needs to go off the air!

I like CoF, period! If you dont like it, dont listen to it. You are just wasting your time by posting your bulleted and numbered points why CoF needs to be eliminated.