Hallowed Be Thy Name...

[shobet]

I find his posts amusing, he has quite a turn of phrase.
If no one posted any opposing views in the threads (as you are sort of suggesting) then it would be very boring and full of fawning fanboyism.

You are right, people do like different things, have different tastes and different opinions. I'm all for it, vive le difference! Just think how dull it would be if we were all the same.

You like CoF and he doesn't. It's not the end of the world if you both disagree.

You could also turn your argument back at you and say if you don't like his or anyone else's posts then don't read them!

Now pucker up and give your aunty shob a big hairy kiss!

[Endrik]

everyone has the right to express their opinions... I fucking hate "forum policemen" who allways has a problem with other people's opinions

that being said cof blows dead donkey balls and they ruined a perfectly good heavy metal song

[shobet]

everyone has the right to express their opinions... I fucking hate "forum policemen" who allways has a problem with other people's opinions

that being said cof blows dead donkey balls and they ruined a perfectly good heavy metal song

I FUKCING HATE YOU - how dare you mention dead donkeys! You should leave that to the Spaniards and their donkey killing ways!

Now if you'd said squirrel balls I might have agreed with you. So now I'm going to have to start stalking you, have a sex change and start calling myself Theresa. Oh yes you will be mine, oh yes...

[Rsmacker]

Exactly. I hate COF with a vengeance, but it doesn't give me indigestion or keep me awake at night. Aunty Shob is right, if everyone agreed on everything online it would be fucking boring, one thing worse than everyone bickering is everyone brown-nosing.
I'm glad you like COF emperor, I'll be fucked if I know why, but if they lift your skirt, fair play. I KNOW you would hate some of the bands that give me wood.
Listing the reasons I can't stand COF isn't a waste of time, it gives me something to do. The devil and idle hands and all that.

Mrs Shobet,I know what you mean about floggers, Steven Hawking could get one on target. I think alcohol played a part in it. The things I do for a BJ.
I got a wraparound from a lunge whip once. FUCKING HELL that did hurt. Good job it missed my herman gelmet. I prefer being Dom I think!
Now I have a problem. If I go out to play tonight, I'll see the woman who for some reason thinks she is my one and only Mistress, but quite obviously my arse looks like a map of Clapham Junction, so she's gonna find out.
Swingers club tonight (Ceasars), might be able to keep my strides on and just lob my knob out - there, problem solved.

[Endrik]

I FUKCING HATE YOU - how dare you mention dead donkeys! You should leave that to the Spaniards and their donkey killing ways!

Now if you'd said squirrel balls I might have agreed with you. So now I'm going to have to start stalking you, have a sex change and start calling myself Theresa. Oh yes you will be mine, oh yes...

whatever you do man... do not cut yourself a forelock

[shobet]

The things I do for a BJ.

Now was that giving or receiving?

[shobet]

whatever you do man... do not cut yourself a forelock

Neigh neigh and thrice neigh! Ooooo matron etc.

If there is to be any forelocking then I'm the man to do it!

[emperor_black]

Nice pump of adrenaline I got. ...posting. and reading the replies.

[shobet]

adrenaline

apparently keeps you in the game...

[Spivonious]

I cannot stand Dani Filth's voice. It sounds like someone gargling water.

[Boxcar Willie 84]

jesus christ i love the way you brits talk

[thetroy]

love this thread, makes me want to find a British woman

[Rsmacker]

Now was that giving or receiving?

It sticks in my throat to say it but........receiving one, from her little pet subbie girl. Most civil of her. Oh, and she broke her big rubber paddle on my arse so she wasn't best pleased.

[Rsmacker]

love this thread, makes me want to find a British woman

You fucking Yanks, coming over here with your silk stockings, chewing gum and tins of spam, taking our women. Makes me sick y'know.


Actually, tell ya what, I'll swap you one of ours for one of yours. I'd like one with a real purty mouth, and a Deep South accent. And she's got to take it up the wrong 'un. I'll swap you for a nice intelligent tee-total homely Essex girl, maybe one who won't fart in front of your Mother if you are lucky.

[shobet]

What did she do? Take a fucking runup!

And the wifelet doesn't like being called Mrs. Shobet as she knows what it means in Welsh. Also she recommends some deep heat for your British Rail map as it will make the healing process quicker, albeit a bit more painful for a short time. She also reckons they you should put some tights on and wave your arse at a sunbed. Just don't have a wank before you wash your hands and please no pictures!

Where she gets this information is beyond me. She's such a demure quiet little thing. Mind you I might have an inkling as to why she has quite so many thigh high boots and I wont start to mention the corsetry.

I dunno, I'm such a lucky cunt!