How to deal with unwanted callers

[shobet]

the Jerky Boys are funny but light weights compared to the shit I did durning my puberty

Has your bowel problem cleared up then?

[straycat]

Bollocks? Pissfucking? What does that mean?Welsh slang terms sound kind of lame.... not very blunt and to the point.I'm not saying that about you personaly shobet just the language you speak.
I had a friend from Liverpool England and had a very hard time understanding him when he would blurt out profanities.He was a very funny guy and a lot of fun to be around.

[zeegler]

Bollocks? Pissfucking? What does that mean?Welsh slang terms sound kind of lame.... not very blunt and to the point.I'm not saying that about you personaly shobet just the language you speak.
I had a friend from Liverpool England and had a very hard time understanding him when he would blurt out profanities.He was a very funny guy and a lot of fun to be around.

Um, you do understand that people from GB speak English right? If anyone isn't speaking English properly, it's you Americans. :ROTF:

[kelly user]

Um, you do understand that people from GB speak English right? If anyone isn't speaking English properly, it's you Americans. :ROTF:

i take offence to that, damn brits, bunch of wankers:ROTF:

[atomic charvel guy]

i hope you all understand that we raging americanos have completely butchered the english language into smithereens-lol

[straycat]

I speak english just fine its just the slang terms that throw me.True I don't speak the Queens English if I did no one here would understand me.
Blooming,wanker,bollocks,fuckpissing,if I was using that slang here people would laugh and kick the shit out of me or call me a queer.
I have to agree with atomic tommy on the language butchering.
When confronted by a person that wants to kick my ass I just look at them smile and without cursing I say "OK I'm ready"

[rjohnstone]

I work in the US and my business partners are in the UK, Australia and India.
I have learned to understand everything from an angry Scot (worse than trying to understand a drunk Indian :ROTF to a dipshit from India who didn't understand that I was insulting him when I called him a fucktard.
The Aussies are by far the most laid back and easy to understand.

As for telemarketers, I just tell them to fuck off and don't call me again, but if I really don't want to waste my breath, a quick pickup/hangup does the trick nicely.
I have an unlisted number for a reason.

[~K~]

There are easy ways to fix this

Telemarketers .. National Do not call list
Bill Collectors.. Pay your bills ...

then you wont get calls

[Spivonious]

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

:ROTF:

[straycat]

There was a Indian family in my town when I was growing up and their last name was Prakashdikshit.I still find that name funny as hell.

[atomic charvel guy]

We used to get the white pages and call all of the Lipshitz, or Lipshitzh's in there, and I'd call up and say "hello are you lipshitz?" they said yes, then I'd say if your lip shits, then my dick whistles-lol I've matured a lot since then. It was yesterday when I last called-lol
Once caller id came into play it was all over unfortunately.Prank calss were a riot.

[stevieb91]

Whenever the caller id says "unknown name,unknown number" I pick up the phone and say " Monroe County Medical Examiner's Office,how may I direct your call?".

The conversation ends there.....

[charvelguy]

ahh.. but I usually do pay my debts. I have a couple accounts that are placed into a dept conciliation.. credit counseling. This doesn't stop the ambulance chasers that want to make a buck. After about 4 calls a day and several threats to cease and desist because I AM PAYING...simply saying cease and desist or you're on a do not call list doesn't cut it, nor does saying you ARE paying the bill, these people do not care.. they want to scare you into settling and make their commission on a dept they claim they are authorized to handle. I have a contract, and until that contract is broken or paid off..get off my phone.
I physically mail a cease and desist letter.
Telemarketers, I politely tell them no thanks, take me off your list as this number on the do not call list.

[yard dawg]

There are easy ways to fix this

Telemarketers .. National Do not call list
Bill Collectors.. Pay your bills ...

then you wont get calls

Well in a perfect world. Im on that list and get called all the time . Its useless as tits on a boar hog.

Sometimes hard times come and people lose there jobs.

The people I cant stand are telemarketers they are evil.

[shobet]

Bollocks? Pissfucking? What does that mean?Welsh slang terms sound kind of lame.... not very blunt and to the point.I'm not saying that about you personaly shobet just the language you speak.
I had a friend from Liverpool England and had a very hard time understanding him when he would blurt out profanities.He was a very funny guy and a lot of fun to be around.

If I'd written it in Welsh you wouldn't be able to read it so I wrote it in English so you could.

Bollocks are the little things in that sack between your legs, you know the ones that dogs instinctively glue there noses to when they meet you. Pissfucking a made up as I'm a creative sort don't you know.

As for my writing not being blunt, I think you need your fucking head examined!

Did your scouse friend have a fondness for car wheels?