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Stolen from yet another forum I waste my time at...
Two 90 year old women are sitting in front of a nursing home one day smoking cigarettes when it started to rain. The first woman pulls a condom out of her purse, snips off the tip of it, pulls it over her cigarette and finishes smoking. The second woman looks at her and asks her "What are you doing?" The first woman says "I'm keeping my cigarette dry." The second woman then says "I should try that."
The next day the second woman goes to the pharmacy and says "I need a box of condoms!" The pharmacist looks at her and thinks "What the heck does this old lady need condoms for?" but he decides to sell them to her anyways. He then asks the woman "What brand would you like, Ma'am?"
The old woman replies "Doesn't matter to me....As long as they fit a Camel."
Two 90 year old women are sitting in front of a nursing home one day smoking cigarettes when it started to rain. The first woman pulls a condom out of her purse, snips off the tip of it, pulls it over her cigarette and finishes smoking. The second woman looks at her and asks her "What are you doing?" The first woman says "I'm keeping my cigarette dry." The second woman then says "I should try that."
The next day the second woman goes to the pharmacy and says "I need a box of condoms!" The pharmacist looks at her and thinks "What the heck does this old lady need condoms for?" but he decides to sell them to her anyways. He then asks the woman "What brand would you like, Ma'am?"
The old woman replies "Doesn't matter to me....As long as they fit a Camel."
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