Cleve John swarmed by mutant flies from Bill Z Bubs's gargoyle

[Inazone]

I helped my parents with some landscaping last fall, and this spring they discovered that some enormous flies were burrowing into a sloped area along their back fence, dragging stuff underground. Looked just like the one in Bill's picture. I had to make a few "bombing runs" with Raid before they started . . . you know . . . dropping like flies.

Maybe we desecrated an ancient burial site. With rhubarb plants.

[Bengal]

I wanna see the gargoyle as well...

Come on... Give it up...

[MBreinin]

I would be dead, because I am terrified of bugs and I would have plummeted from the ladder, breaking my neck in the process.

Fuck that.

Mike

[GodOfRhythm]

Holy crap that thing looks beyond scary..........It's official Bill, you are the devil and those are your demons!

[Newc]

I would be dead, because I am terrified of bugs and I would have plummeted from the ladder, breaking my neck in the process.

Fuck that.

Mike

Yet you live in the land of flying cockroaches that land on your face?

[toejam]

I'd rather have flies fucking on my face than cockroaches!

[MBreinin]

Yet you live in the land of flying cockroaches that land on your face?

Yes, I do. That is why I have a .410 handy.

Mike

[MBreinin]

I'd rather have flies fucking on my face than cockroaches!

Well, I would prefer not have anything fucking on my face...but I would rather a fucking fly on my face than a cockroach.

Flying roaches SUCK, really.

Mike

[Cleveland Metal]

Actually, I hear roaches are pretty clean compared to flies, haha...

[Emthrax]

i heard that if a human touches a cockroach it will scurry off and clean itself. hmmm.

hey wasn't there some crazy bug thread a few years back? there were all sorts of seriously scary bug pics.

[Emthrax]

i meant the cockroach would scurry off and clean itself.
i guess the human would too, i mean, i would.

[Special-K]

Nice flies

[horns666]

Holy crap that thing looks beyond scary..........It's official Bill, you are the devil and those are your demons!

That's what I been trying to tell you guys..nobody believes me..

-----------------BUGS??.. Oh, I know bugs!!!

Ummm.. I been around LOTS of Cockroaches..so many, it look like the walls were actually moving..John will see that shit soon 'nuff..

They're pets in da hood. They name 'em and feed 'em popcorn and shit..facts are facts!

Never stand under doorways or lean on walls in 'da hood..or you'll bring that shit home with you. I had to undress and stay naked outside until my wife got the wash machine goin'..just in case I had Roach larvi on me.

Man, I did the Cock-a-Roach, Heebbee Jeebee dance plenty a time..as soon as I got out of those nasty houses...with them watchin' me..I didn't give a fuck!

I never got that shit..these muthafuggas drove Escalades, Navigators and had all the bling bling god put on earth..but can't buy a fuggin' can of Raid..facts are facts!

Nah, I'll take a fly over a roach anyday..I don't care what germs they have. A Cockroach is THE only bug that sends chills up my spine..not spiders, centepedes, wasps, bees, scorpions, earwigs (I have those here) etc..I'll smoosh those with my finger without worry. I have a phobia with roaches..unless they're the smokin' kind.

John has a valid phobia with bees and shit..he had a swarm of yellow Jackets stab him in the ass 40+ times..so he has Post Traumatic Bee Syndrome with that shit..

[Rsmacker]

I had to undress and stay naked outside until my wife got the wash machine goin'

I have a Mistress who makes me stand outside naked when I have been very very naughty.

Anyway:

LET'S SEE THE BLOODY GARGOYLE!!!!

[Shawn Lutz]

I've never seen no shit like dat befoe....

those are Satan's fly's, they know where you live and are telling you that damn gargoyle wont protect you