Cleve John swarmed by mutant flies from Bill Z Bubs's gargoyle

[horns666]

I've never seen no shit like dat befoe....

those are Satan's fly's, they know where you live and are telling you that damn gargoyle wont protect you

...I never saw a single one of those damn things around my house or on a window in 11 years living here..pretty weird.

But they sure made themselves known when you went by that Gargolye..

I Know, I'd like to post pics of the Gargoyle..I want to post pics of my home even more..you guys would get a kick outta that!!

I told John..we may take a few..

[OnlineStageGear]

He doesn't have a Gargoyle, he has this guy in his front yard.

[horns666]

He doesn't have a Gargoyle, he has this guy in his front yard.

..ummm ..you wanna bet??

That is pretty menacing tho..behold the evil!!!

You know Menacing Gargoyles originated on churches and cathredals to ward off evil spirits..I just think they're kick ass..

We have a couple old churches downtown that have gargoyels and one church has several rain downspouts..I took some pics of those. They let me and the family go in and take some pics too..truly awesome authentic carpenters gothic architechture and AWESOME stained glass windows..some pretty morbid really!

The coolest Church in Cleveland..besides mine..

I do have a few antique pieces that atually came from an old church they were demolishing..I have a cool light fixture and heavy gothic bench from that place...schweet!

[hippietim]

[Jack The Riffer]

I thought this thread was somehow gonna involve Bill's Pud and some pretty kinky bukkake.

[sevser]

That should have been on film.

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

Lord of the Flies

[horns666]

OK, OK..we'll see what we can do..I'm at John's mercy with the pics. I haven't used a camera since there was ...ummm..Polaroids.

Jack,..

[levantin]

I'd rather have flies fucking on my face than cockroaches!

I'd rather have peanut brittle crumbs in my face than flies in my eyes

(obscure quotation warning)

Still no gargoyle pictures O lord of the flies?

[horns666]

OK, no actual pics of my gargoyles yet..

But there is one like this above my front door...mines cooler.

[levantin]

Oops sorry Bill! I guess we were posting at the same time.

[Rsmacker]

You know Menacing Gargoyles originated on churches and cathredals to ward off evil spirits..

We have a couple old churches downtown that have gargoyels and one church has several rain downspouts..

That's exactly what gargoyles are, strictly speaking, rainspouts. The name comes from the French for "throat" which is "gargouille". Carvings that aren't part of the water run-off of a building are, in fact, not gargoyles at all, they are "grotesques".

Now, SHOW US THE BLOODY GROTESQUE!!!!

[Bengal]

That's exactly what gargoyles are, strictly speaking, rainspouts. The name comes from the French for "throat" which is "gargouille". Carvings that aren't part of the water run-off of a building are, in fact, not gargoyles at all, they are "grotesques".

Now, SHOW US THE BLOODY GROTESQUE!!!!

Good Call!

[RacerX]

But there is one like this above my front door...mines cooler.

It better be! Cuz that one looks like a ghey chihuahua with wings!

[SARJ]

Bitchin flies Bill! Looks like the giant blowflies and hoarse flies we got down south here in NM.

Like ABSOLUTE CHARVEL said "Lord Of The Flies". The dark one must be trying to communicate to you through the flies. Maybe you should have a little get together like.....um..........a black mass and see what He who dwells below is trying to tell you Bill. Gargoyles, flies, what's next?

You guys should see a whiptail scorpion! Ugliest damn thing ever. The largest recorded one is 12" long! Down here in NM they are called a Vinagron. That is spanish for somthing that is or likes vinegar. If you stomp one to death.......which takes alot of effort..............they spray a cloud of acid that smells like a highly concentrated vinager. The worst smell ever! They eat scorpions and roaches and hate water. They love air-conditioned houses and most of all...........shoes! I had police calls from yankees that just moved to NM and saw an 8 or 10 incher hauling ass towards them. YES! They do attack! I hate em too! I was the wrong cop to get one of those calls. I used a dog snare to remove them. Gross shit! You would love this one Bill.