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A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel." The Captain said "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."
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God and the Blonde
A blonde was driving down the street, in a panic
Because she had an important meeting and couldn't
Find a parking space.
Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Oh Lord, please
Take pity on me. If you find me a parking space,
I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life
And give up sex and tequila."
Miraculously, an empty spot appeared.
She looked up again and said,
"Never mind, I found one."Comment
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